nico's definitions

war

The opposite of peace; ironically, it is what is necessary to bring about peace. The greatest state of conflict between two or more parties.

"You may have won the battle but you haven't one the war." -Common phrase.

"There is nothing wrong with fighting to bring about peace." -Android 16, before death.

by Nico April 16, 2004

yo mom

a bitch who is your mom.

Nico leivia fucked yo mom.

by Nico May 5, 2003

The New Jersey Monster

If New Jersey was, like, alive, and it was a monster, then it would be this.

Holy S***, Alex! It's the New Jersey Monster!

by Nico April 29, 2004

Napoleon Dynamite

(proper noun) A "nerdy-type" guy from Idaho who does not care about what anyone thinks of him and just does what he enjoys. Interests include: drawing pictures of fairy-tale creatures and the like, tetherball, throwing oranges at passing cars. Also stars in his own movie called, obviously, "Napoleon Dynamite" which was flipping SWEET!! People who are against this movie because it's "stupid" and "pointless" need to chill because that's just it... you have to appreciate the mindlessness!

direct quote from Napoleon to Deb, his prom date: "I like your sleeves. They're real big."

by nico April 9, 2005

Happygasm

Noun. Middle English. (Derived from orgasm)

The climax of happiness, often expressed by sensual, exotic feelings in the cheekbones.

I gave my little brother some balloons and he had a happygasm.

My cheeks were sore after we happygasmed.

by Nico August 13, 2004

Woosh

Poetic genius, always making others smile. If I were'nt lesbian I'd want him.

Woosh > Roses are red. Violets are blue. My Penis is huge, it touches my shoe.

by Nico June 1, 2004

Wu Tang

To inhale a marijuana joint roach into the back of the throat where it can be smoked without causing damage, then coughed up when extinguished.

We didn't have a roach clip, and nobody was brave enough to Wu Tang it, so we had to throw it out.

by Nico May 20, 2003