A computer made by Apple, which is a computer company. (No kidding.) They aren't very good, but people still use them anyway.
by Nick July 07, 2003
An opportunity to meet new friends and impress people during work time, without actually having to do any work.
The greatest exponents of the meeting never actually do any work, but still manage to progress through the company at an alarming rate. This is achieved through two key strategies:
1: The use of key words within the meeting environment such as "added value", "customer centric", "think outside the box" and "rationalisation".
2: Scheduling their time so that meetings end and bigin 5 minutes apart throughout the day. This gives them time to stride purposely through the office muttering "I musn't be late for this important meeting", thus making themselves appear incredibly valuable to the organisation, without anyone ever understanding exactly what it is they do all day.
The greatest exponents of the meeting never actually do any work, but still manage to progress through the company at an alarming rate. This is achieved through two key strategies:
1: The use of key words within the meeting environment such as "added value", "customer centric", "think outside the box" and "rationalisation".
2: Scheduling their time so that meetings end and bigin 5 minutes apart throughout the day. This gives them time to stride purposely through the office muttering "I musn't be late for this important meeting", thus making themselves appear incredibly valuable to the organisation, without anyone ever understanding exactly what it is they do all day.
I have no work to do, and I need to look busy in case the boss comes back.
I know - I will call a meeting!
I know - I will call a meeting!
by Nick July 22, 2004
Language from which many other languages are derived from.
No longer spoken but some schools still insist on teaching it for god-knows-what reason...
No longer spoken but some schools still insist on teaching it for god-knows-what reason...
Person 1: SHIT!! I have my Latin exam tomorrow!!!
Person 2: Who gives a fuck? No-one speaks it anyway.
Person 2: Who gives a fuck? No-one speaks it anyway.
by Nick June 12, 2004
(n.)
Dishearteningly white piece of bread that sits lumpily in a pop-up toaster during a protracted throcking (q.v.) session.
Dishearteningly white piece of bread that sits lumpily in a pop-up toaster during a protracted throcking (q.v.) session.
by Nick March 28, 2003
by Nick June 28, 2004
a person who takes IT up the ass in large quantities often in a ritualistic way buy group gang bang and while lying in ones own bed.
that gal misty sure is a masshole, yeah she had a gang bang orgy style with 7 or 8 guys lined up to take a crack at the back door last night.
by nick April 07, 2005
A shrink wrapped pile of cash. Typically seen in casino cages and generally consisting of 500 or 1000 twenties, fifties, or hundreds. Common green twinkies contain $10,000 or $25,000 while more desirable twinkies can contain $50,000 or $100,000. Green twinkies are commonly seen on television and in the movies and are usually seen used to transact some kind of business or transferred between friends. ie. Drug dealers and Mafia bosses and the like.
by nick April 15, 2005