cabbage patch

Dance move that white guys tried to have catch on to confuse women into thinking that white guys have rhythm. Successfully performed when both your shoulders and fists (which are placed together in a manner that looks like you just connected both ends of an extension cord) move in time with each other in a fluid, circular motion. All the rage in the late 80's and early 90's.
"Jeremiah did the cabbage patch at a youth group mixer, and all the white girls flocked to him because he tricked them into thinking that he had rhythm. He's really a poser."
by Nick February 04, 2004
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dry

the act of something very plain, boring
"that basketball game was dry"
by nick May 16, 2004
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hamp

one who is willingly cultrally confused.
by Nick May 13, 2005
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boob and asses

hey i got boobs with lips and zitty titty's
by nick August 19, 2003
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Texas Wristwatch

Wrapping your penis around your arm and showing people.
I was the YMCA last night, and I pulled out a Texas Wristwatch in front of all these kids!
by Nick December 12, 2003
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Banff

(adj.)
Pertaining to, or descriptive of, that kind of facial expression which is impossible to achieve except when having a passport photograph taken, which results in happas (q.v.).
by Nick March 28, 2003
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abuber

meaning absolutely uber*
a word of amazing elegance and grace but still with the power of a hungry donkey
*see uber
the children fled as the uber hippie dolphin rose above them, however an abuber flying rabbit quickly doused thee oponent in flames from his firey red spoons and won the day for all of mankind and rabbits
by Nick April 30, 2003
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