nick's definitions

foxcrement

Foxcrement. n. 1: Television programming devoid of quality or any redeeming value, usually pandering to the lowest common denominator, and usually originating from, but not limited to, the Fox Television Network.

e.g. The Swan

Did you hear about that chunk of foxcrement, "Dude, Seriously, I'm Gay"? Two contestants had to convince their friends, family, and the GLBT community that they were gay. You know a show is bad when even Fox won't air it.

by Nick May 27, 2004

prick tease

Similar to that other dudes....a girl that gets ya all worked up and says shes gonna meet up and do stuff....but when push comes to shove....she has to do "other stuff" or she isnt "allowed" or she is "grounded"...and the dude who keeps falling for her antics is an idiot....

That Leigh chick is a real prick tease.

by Nick September 3, 2003

dobe

a good friend, similar to hommie

Hey dobe, what going down?

by nick September 7, 2004

D.U.F.F

D.U.F.F stands for designated ugly fat friend

Kassie wants to feel good about herself so she has a D.U.F.F

by Nick November 22, 2004

Ninja Gaiden

One of the Hardest games on X-Box that is impossible to beat.

It took me forever to beat Ninja Gaiden on X-Box.

by Nick May 13, 2005

spanky ham

a pig who enjoys deficating into cantelopes and returning pizzas covered in poo saying to the delivery man "we didnt order SAUSAGE". he appears on DRAWN TOGETHER

spanky ham is a strange pig who runs a sweat shop where he makes ling-link make shoes

by nick February 9, 2005

Wonder Woman

verb transitive, to dress up like Linda Carter in the famed wonder woman television series sporting a golden lariat and tie ones partner up forcing him to tell the truth and having sex with him.

noun, the act of dressing up like Linda Carter in teh famed wonder woman televisino series sporting a golden lariat and tieing ones partner up forcing him to tell the truth and having sex with him.

Hey Gladice, I wonder womaned jimmy last night.

No way Sylvia, why? I thought you didn't like jimmy.

Some lady paid me 500 bucks.

Is that the going rate for the wonder woman these days.

by nick April 30, 2005