n. Very round breasts that are attached to a woman with a neck and head resembling a shaft and penis head.
"Hey Phil did you see the breasticles on that chick, I bet she could shove her upper torso into a female elephants vagina and the female elephant would be completley fooled into thinking it was a real male elephant penis"
by Nick March 29, 2004
1. pertaining to science. 2. an educated guess passed off as a well thought out explaination that uses large words and concepts often unkonwn to everyone in the room. 3. a plausible explaination for something not easily explained given to the dismay and perhaps delight of those who are present.
Nobody really understood what happened at the beach on Sunday so Mary got all scientific and threw up a good story that everybody bought because she sounded like an authority on the subject. For real though, who knew that Mary knew anything about the migratory patterns of hump back whales.
by nick April 26, 2005
of low worth or without worth; of little or no use, importance, or value; good-for-nothing: a worthless person; a worthless contract.
by nick July 31, 2008
A guy that will dance or get naughty with the most disgusting girl in the joint (most likely looks so dirty you assume shes needs to douche)
by Nick February 24, 2004
Similar to the popular F.U.P.A this is a reformed and politically correct version of the term. UGA refers to a Upper Genital Area, and is meant to be preceded by an adjective such as 'fat.'
by Nick November 20, 2003