nicK's definitions

Texas Wristwatch

Wrapping your penis around your arm and showing people.

I was the YMCA last night, and I pulled out a Texas Wristwatch in front of all these kids!

by Nick December 12, 2003

abuber

meaning absolutely uber*
a word of amazing elegance and grace but still with the power of a hungry donkey
*see uber

the children fled as the uber hippie dolphin rose above them, however an abuber flying rabbit quickly doused thee oponent in flames from his firey red spoons and won the day for all of mankind and rabbits

by Nick April 30, 2003

Banff

(adj.)
Pertaining to, or descriptive of, that kind of facial expression which is impossible to achieve except when having a passport photograph taken, which results in happas (q.v.).

by Nick March 28, 2003

boob and asses

a zitty titty

hey i got boobs with lips and zitty titty's

by nick August 19, 2003

marine biologist

A profession that is named, if you are a complete ass clown, when asked what a person wants to be when he/she grows up

I want to be a Marine Biologist because I am the smartest person ever, and I also like having sex with fish.

by Nick February 6, 2005

weasel

a french person derived during the war on terror.

The weasels were cowards during the War on Terror.

by Nick November 7, 2004

mother of god

If something unbelieveable happens or is so unexpected and you cant believe your eyes, you can then say 'Mother of GOD!'

MOTHER OF GOD!... (said a man after seeing a 24 foot pussy with legs walking towards him)

by Nick November 9, 2004