793 definitions by nicK
A sex session like a grumpkin in which one sits on a toilet taking a shit while another person gives the shitter a blow job; during a humpkin the grumpkin reciever humps the grumpkin givers face while holding the back of her head; hence HUMPkin.
"My you really humped my face while I was giving you a grumpkin Jimmy."
"Ah yes, cynthia, I did not want you to do all the work my dear. That was a humpkin"
"Ah yes, cynthia, I did not want you to do all the work my dear. That was a humpkin"
by nicK April 7, 2005
by nicK February 24, 2005
6 year old kid: Holy Torpedo! that car went fast mom!
Mother of the kid: Holy Shit that fucking car went fast!
Mother of the kid: Holy Shit that fucking car went fast!
by nicK April 6, 2005
Ounce night this weekend
by nicK May 14, 2004