Definitions by newsvava
hello program
If you are required to say hello to someone when you see them, you are on a hello program with them.
The hello list is comprised of all the individual people with whom you are on a hello program.
The hello list is comprised of all the individual people with whom you are on a hello program.
Girl: Hello
Guy: Hello
Girl's friend: Why the fuck did you say hello to that guy?
Girl: Gaa, he bought my textbook. Now we're on an eternal hello program.
Guy: Hello
Girl's friend: Why the fuck did you say hello to that guy?
Girl: Gaa, he bought my textbook. Now we're on an eternal hello program.
hello program by newsvava February 13, 2009
banana danglers
Guy 1: Wow, Kate Winslet's really got some large naturals!
Guy 2: See The Reader, bro. They're total banana danglers.
Guy 2: See The Reader, bro. They're total banana danglers.
banana danglers by newsvava February 13, 2009
verbal diary
verbal diary by newsvava February 13, 2009
hells mells
Girl 1: So I hear you scared off George Clooney with your repeated text messages.
Girl 2: Whatever!! I sent him like TWO texts. It was hells mells!
Girl 1: Whoa, you need to mellow out. You know George Clooney scares off easily.
Girl 2: Whatever!! I sent him like TWO texts. It was hells mells!
Girl 1: Whoa, you need to mellow out. You know George Clooney scares off easily.
hells mells by newsvava February 12, 2009
angelina jolie turns gay with megan fox
The most spectacular event imaginable in the universe.
Preceded by if/when/unless to represent the sort of circumstances under which you might change your mind about something.
Preceded by if/when/unless to represent the sort of circumstances under which you might change your mind about something.
Girl 1: Are you coming to Josh's party tonight?
Girl 2: Meh, I gots to work tomorrow. But call me when you're there if Angelina Jolie turns gay with Megan Fox.
**Later that night**
Girl 1: Hey! They just found Osama bin Laden hiding in Josh's basement!!
Girl 2: Dude, I'm sleeping. I said to call me if Angelina Jolie turned gay with Megan Fox.
Girl 2: Meh, I gots to work tomorrow. But call me when you're there if Angelina Jolie turns gay with Megan Fox.
**Later that night**
Girl 1: Hey! They just found Osama bin Laden hiding in Josh's basement!!
Girl 2: Dude, I'm sleeping. I said to call me if Angelina Jolie turned gay with Megan Fox.
angelina jolie turns gay with megan fox by newsvava February 12, 2009
are you fistfucking me?
Girl 1: Hey, after you left the party last night Angelina Jolie turned gay with Megan Fox and then they gave out free packs of Trident.
Girl 2: What, are you fistfucking me??
Girl 2: What, are you fistfucking me??
are you fistfucking me? by newsvava February 12, 2009
sexy casual
When a member of the opposite sex acts so casual around you, you become fixated on having sex with them.
Girl 1: Dude, I'm dying to sleep with my boss. He is being so sexy casual with me.
Girl 2: Is he being sexy casual or does he just not care about you?
Girl 1: I can't tell. His sexy casual is masterful.
Girl 2: Ooh, good luck having sex with him.
Girl 2: Is he being sexy casual or does he just not care about you?
Girl 1: I can't tell. His sexy casual is masterful.
Girl 2: Ooh, good luck having sex with him.
sexy casual by newsvava February 12, 2009