Definitions by newsvava

trader nugget

Links to videos or websites etc. that people send each other, i.e. nuggets that people trade.

Girl 1: Holy fuck have you been on urbandictionary.com? Soooo funny!

Girl 2: Dude, staple trader nugget.

trader nugget by newsvava February 12, 2009

baby unicorn tears 

The most sincere tears of all.

Guy: Baby, the airport's closed and I can't make it home for Christmas!

Girl: Are you serious?! Baby unicorn tears!

baby unicorn tears by newsvava February 12, 2009

facesuck

Noun. A facebook message that sucks, often due to its level of gayness.

Verb. To suck at facebook, for example by sending only messages that are boring and/or totally gay.

Girl 1: Did you hear Colleen got engaged?!

Girl 2: I know, yawn. She sent me the gayest facesuck.

Girl 1: Yeah, Colleen sucks in real life and she facesucks.

facesuck by newsvava February 11, 2009

tit leak 

The accidental exposure of one's tit. Unlike sideboob, tit leak is always unintentional and may occur from head-on as well as from the side.

Girl 1: Hey, good morning!

Girl 2: Dude, close your bathrobe, you've got some mad tit leak.

tit leak by newsvava February 11, 2009

psychic's house 

A place that smells terrible in a curious and distinct way.

Although good and interesting smells may be present, the overall smell is coming to get you.

"Hurry up and buy that copy of The Yage Letters already. It smells like a psychic's house up in here."

"I need to go back to the hostel and shower, yo. I smell like a psychic's house."

psychic's house by newsvava February 11, 2009

status update 

A change to one's facebook status.

"Did you see Annie's status update on facebook today? She's an orphan now!"

status update by newsvava February 10, 2009

facebook status 

Uh, where it says on facebook what you're doing right now.

Check out Oprah's facebook status today. She's still talking about how fat she got.

facebook status by newsvava February 10, 2009