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Girl 1: How are you feeling?
Girl 2: Much better since I took a shit in your studio apartment, thank you.
Girl 1: Wow, I had no idea. Gold throwing star, Ninja pooper.
Girl 2: Much better since I took a shit in your studio apartment, thank you.
Girl 1: Wow, I had no idea. Gold throwing star, Ninja pooper.
by newsvava February 21, 2009
Get the Ninja pooper mug.Bird shits, or when the frequency or runnyness of your own shitting comes to resemble that of birds.
"I must have parked beneath the bird anal clinic, because when I got to my car it was covered in diarrheets."
"I'm so glad the library has a wheelchair bathroom. The books and quietness always give me the diarrheets."
"I'm so glad the library has a wheelchair bathroom. The books and quietness always give me the diarrheets."
by newsvava February 9, 2009
Get the diarrheets mug.Guy 1: Wow, Kate Winslet's really got some large naturals!
Guy 2: See The Reader, bro. They're total banana danglers.
Guy 2: See The Reader, bro. They're total banana danglers.
by newsvava February 13, 2009
Get the banana danglers mug.Girl 1: So I hear you scared off George Clooney with your repeated text messages.
Girl 2: Whatever!! I sent him like TWO texts. It was hells mells!
Girl 1: Whoa, you need to mellow out. You know George Clooney scares off easily.
Girl 2: Whatever!! I sent him like TWO texts. It was hells mells!
Girl 1: Whoa, you need to mellow out. You know George Clooney scares off easily.
by newsvava February 12, 2009
Get the hells mells mug.Girl 1: Did you hear Kimmy's 3rd baby daddy bounced??
Girl 2: Everybody knows dude! She made a desperatus update!
Girl 2: Everybody knows dude! She made a desperatus update!
by newsvava February 10, 2009
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Get the verbal diary mug.When a member of the opposite sex acts so casual around you, you become fixated on having sex with them.
Girl 1: Dude, I'm dying to sleep with my boss. He is being so sexy casual with me.
Girl 2: Is he being sexy casual or does he just not care about you?
Girl 1: I can't tell. His sexy casual is masterful.
Girl 2: Ooh, good luck having sex with him.
Girl 2: Is he being sexy casual or does he just not care about you?
Girl 1: I can't tell. His sexy casual is masterful.
Girl 2: Ooh, good luck having sex with him.
by newsvava February 12, 2009
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