Definitions by newsvava

desperatus update 

An facebook status that functions to update people on how desperate you are.

Girl 1: Did you hear Kimmy's 3rd baby daddy bounced??

Girl 2: Everybody knows dude! She made a desperatus update!

desperatus update by newsvava February 10, 2009

diarrheets 

Bird shits, or when the frequency or runnyness of your own shitting comes to resemble that of birds.

"I must have parked beneath the bird anal clinic, because when I got to my car it was covered in diarrheets."

"I'm so glad the library has a wheelchair bathroom. The books and quietness always give me the diarrheets."

diarrheets by newsvava February 9, 2009