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Girl 1: Did you hear Kimmy's 3rd baby daddy bounced??
Girl 2: Everybody knows dude! She made a desperatus update!
Girl 2: Everybody knows dude! She made a desperatus update!
by newsvava February 10, 2009
Get the desperatus updatemug. Someone you will never be allowed to fuck, as it would be social suicide.
Art. Look, but don't touch.
Art. Look, but don't touch.
Girl: Damn I want to fuck your sister's ex-boyfriend.
Girl 2: Holy shit, they dated for five years. He's art.
Girl 1: So true. You can't fuck art.
Girl 2: Holy shit, they dated for five years. He's art.
Girl 1: So true. You can't fuck art.
by newsvava February 14, 2009
Get the artmug. A place that smells terrible in a curious and distinct way.
Although good and interesting smells may be present, the overall smell is coming to get you.
Although good and interesting smells may be present, the overall smell is coming to get you.
"Hurry up and buy that copy of The Yage Letters already. It smells like a psychic's house up in here."
"I need to go back to the hostel and shower, yo. I smell like a psychic's house."
"I need to go back to the hostel and shower, yo. I smell like a psychic's house."
by newsvava February 11, 2009
Get the psychic's housemug. A change to one's facebook status.
by newsvava February 10, 2009
Get the status updatemug. Girl 1: Hey, after you left the party last night Angelina Jolie turned gay with Megan Fox and then they gave out free packs of Trident.
Girl 2: What, are you fistfucking me??
Girl 2: What, are you fistfucking me??
by newsvava February 12, 2009
Get the are you fistfucking me?mug. "I told everyone to show up no earlier than 8 p.m. At 7:30, Marsha and Donald walked in without knocking! I was flying the Brazilian flag, right out of the shower! How embarrassing!"
by newsvava April 27, 2009
Get the flying the Brazilian flagmug. by newsvava July 29, 2016
Get the Shomi and blow memug.