facesuck

Noun. A facebook message that sucks, often due to its level of gayness.

Verb. To suck at facebook, for example by sending only messages that are boring and/or totally gay.

Girl 1: Did you hear Colleen got engaged?!

Girl 2: I know, yawn. She sent me the gayest facesuck.

Girl 1: Yeah, Colleen sucks in real life and she facesucks.

by newsvava February 11, 2009

angelina jolie turns gay with megan fox

The most spectacular event imaginable in the universe.

Preceded by if/when/unless to represent the sort of circumstances under which you might change your mind about something.

Girl 1: Are you coming to Josh's party tonight?

Girl 2: Meh, I gots to work tomorrow. But call me when you're there if Angelina Jolie turns gay with Megan Fox.

**Later that night**

Girl 1: Hey! They just found Osama bin Laden hiding in Josh's basement!!

Girl 2: Dude, I'm sleeping. I said to call me if Angelina Jolie turned gay with Megan Fox.

by newsvava February 12, 2009

tit leak

The accidental exposure of one's tit. Unlike sideboob, tit leak is always unintentional and may occur from head-on as well as from the side.

Girl 1: Hey, good morning!

Girl 2: Dude, close your bathrobe, you've got some mad tit leak.

by newsvava February 11, 2009

Ninja pooper

A person who can take a shit any place, any time, without anyone knowing about it.

Girl 1: How are you feeling?

Girl 2: Much better since I took a shit in your studio apartment, thank you.

Girl 1: Wow, I had no idea. Gold throwing star, Ninja pooper.

by newsvava February 21, 2009

Shomi and blow me

When you run out of things to watch on Netflix and you're done just chilling

"I am hoping tonight's date moves past Netflix and Chill...could use a Shomi and blow me."

by newsvava July 29, 2016

flying the Brazilian flag

1. Exposing one's shaven genital region to others

2. The act of shaving one's genital region

"I told everyone to show up no earlier than 8 p.m. At 7:30, Marsha and Donald walked in without knocking! I was flying the Brazilian flag, right out of the shower! How embarrassing!"

by newsvava April 27, 2009

trader nugget

Links to videos or websites etc. that people send each other, i.e. nuggets that people trade.

Girl 1: Holy fuck have you been on urbandictionary.com? Soooo funny!

Girl 2: Dude, staple trader nugget.

by newsvava February 12, 2009