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Bird shits, or when the frequency or runnyness of your own shitting comes to resemble that of birds.
"I must have parked beneath the bird anal clinic, because when I got to my car it was covered in diarrheets."
"I'm so glad the library has a wheelchair bathroom. The books and quietness always give me the diarrheets."
"I'm so glad the library has a wheelchair bathroom. The books and quietness always give me the diarrheets."
by newsvava February 9, 2009
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Girl 2: Dude, staple trader nugget.
Girl 2: Dude, staple trader nugget.
by newsvava February 12, 2009
Get the trader nugget mug.A place that smells terrible in a curious and distinct way.
Although good and interesting smells may be present, the overall smell is coming to get you.
Although good and interesting smells may be present, the overall smell is coming to get you.
"Hurry up and buy that copy of The Yage Letters already. It smells like a psychic's house up in here."
"I need to go back to the hostel and shower, yo. I smell like a psychic's house."
"I need to go back to the hostel and shower, yo. I smell like a psychic's house."
by newsvava February 11, 2009
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Art. Look, but don't touch.
Art. Look, but don't touch.
Girl: Damn I want to fuck your sister's ex-boyfriend.
Girl 2: Holy shit, they dated for five years. He's art.
Girl 1: So true. You can't fuck art.
Girl 2: Holy shit, they dated for five years. He's art.
Girl 1: So true. You can't fuck art.
by newsvava February 14, 2009
Get the art mug.In the movie Wayne's World, Wayne and Garth are always avoiding Wayne's ex-girlfriend Stacy, so when she's coming they shout "Stacy Alert".
"Stacy Alert" is therefore a generic heads-up when a person you want to avoid is approaching.
"Stacy Alert" is therefore a generic heads-up when a person you want to avoid is approaching.
Stacy: Well, don't you want to open your present?
Wayne: If it's a severed head I'm going to be very upset
Stacy: Open it.
Wayne: What is it?
Stacy: It's a gun rack.
Wayne: A gun rack... a gun rack. I don't even own *a* gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do... with a gun rack?
Stacy: You don't like it? Fine. You know Wayne, if you're not careful, you're going to lose me.
Wayne: I lost you 2 months ago. We broke up. Are you mental? Get the net!
"UH OH! STACY ALERT!"
Wayne: If it's a severed head I'm going to be very upset
Stacy: Open it.
Wayne: What is it?
Stacy: It's a gun rack.
Wayne: A gun rack... a gun rack. I don't even own *a* gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do... with a gun rack?
Stacy: You don't like it? Fine. You know Wayne, if you're not careful, you're going to lose me.
Wayne: I lost you 2 months ago. We broke up. Are you mental? Get the net!
"UH OH! STACY ALERT!"
by newsvava February 17, 2009
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Get the Shomi and blow me mug."I told everyone to show up no earlier than 8 p.m. At 7:30, Marsha and Donald walked in without knocking! I was flying the Brazilian flag, right out of the shower! How embarrassing!"
by newsvava April 27, 2009
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