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desperatus update

An facebook status that functions to update people on how desperate you are.
Girl 1: Did you hear Kimmy's 3rd baby daddy bounced??

Girl 2: Everybody knows dude! She made a desperatus update!
by newsvava February 10, 2009
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art

Someone you will never be allowed to fuck, as it would be social suicide.

Art. Look, but don't touch.
Girl: Damn I want to fuck your sister's ex-boyfriend.

Girl 2: Holy shit, they dated for five years. He's art.

Girl 1: So true. You can't fuck art.
by newsvava February 14, 2009
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psychic's house

A place that smells terrible in a curious and distinct way.

Although good and interesting smells may be present, the overall smell is coming to get you.
"Hurry up and buy that copy of The Yage Letters already. It smells like a psychic's house up in here."

"I need to go back to the hostel and shower, yo. I smell like a psychic's house."
by newsvava February 11, 2009
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status update

"Did you see Annie's status update on facebook today? She's an orphan now!"
by newsvava February 10, 2009
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are you fistfucking me?

Girl 1: Hey, after you left the party last night Angelina Jolie turned gay with Megan Fox and then they gave out free packs of Trident.

Girl 2: What, are you fistfucking me??
by newsvava February 12, 2009
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flying the Brazilian flag

1. Exposing one's shaven genital region to others

2. The act of shaving one's genital region
"I told everyone to show up no earlier than 8 p.m. At 7:30, Marsha and Donald walked in without knocking! I was flying the Brazilian flag, right out of the shower! How embarrassing!"
by newsvava April 27, 2009
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Shomi and blow me

When you run out of things to watch on Netflix and you're done just chilling
"I am hoping tonight's date moves past Netflix and Chill...could use a Shomi and blow me."
by newsvava July 29, 2016
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