netteach's definitions

BMW

A car one drives when he can't afford a Mercedes Benz.

Look its another BMW

by netteach March 14, 2003

energy vampire

A person who boosts his own energy by taking energy from others by means of an argument, belittlement, criticism or other one-sided conversation.

My boss yelled at me for 15 minutes and now I feel like shit. He is such an energy vampire

by netteach March 14, 2003

spank bank

The catalog of women in one's mind one uses to masturbate to. see Masturbaceous

Damn that bitch is fine, I'm definately going to add her to my spank bank.

by netteach March 14, 2003

mergel-gunder-salamanted

To be trapped alone in a meeting with multiple bosses, supervisors or coworkers.

As soon as I turned in my status report I was mergle-gunder-salamanated.

by netteach March 14, 2003

Miata

A "cute" tiny convertible geared towards women, homosexual men and silverdomes trying to relive the youth they once had in their Triumph or MG. See silverdomes, Go, Zoom zoom

She thought he was hot until she found out he drives a Miata

by netteach March 14, 2003