19 definitions by netteach

worldcom

A method of exaggerating one's net worth.

He said he makes a six-figure salary, but I think he's a worldcoming liar.

by netteach March 14, 2003

worldcom

a method of exaggeration in general.

My blind date said she was pretty, but when she walked in the door you could clearly see it was all a worldcom act.

by netteach March 14, 2003

mergelated

To be trapped in a one on one meeting with one's boss, supervisor or coworker. salamanated

I was standing at the urinal being mergelated beyond belief

by netteach March 14, 2003

masturbaceous

A female worthy of adding to one's spank bank.

That bitch is so maturbaceous.

by netteach March 14, 2003

zralanty

A small makeshift tent

We were so poor growing up that we were happy when we moved into the trailer park from the zralanty that dad made out of aluminum foil.

by netteach March 13, 2003