by neil November 01, 2004
A Geezer is a male englishman who likes drinking, football, and violence, preferably all at the same time. Wants to be the typical cockney jack the lad. They dress up smart to normally pull 'birds' favourites being Stone Island and Burberry. Theyre basically like a better meaner version of a Chav and not bad people to know aslong as you just prove your a 'geezer'. Sorted me ol' mucker...
by Neil January 08, 2005
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by Neil November 15, 2004
when one is inibriated to the point, that when there stumbeling through their front door their butt crack is hanging out.
by Neil March 12, 2005
Right after you drop a huge one and go to grab a piece of TP and it is all re wrapped up like someone has used it and took too much.
by Neil December 09, 2004