neil's definitions

tongue-and-groove merchant

lesbian
punning on supplier of wood panelling or flooring

You're wasting your time with those two; they're tongue-and-groove merchants.

by Neil February 17, 2004

Aversion

The premier independent rock, punk and indie music website on the net.

Since pitchfork is using this site as advertising, Aversion might as well, too.

by Neil February 20, 2004

Stokes' Mom

A cheap whore.

Stokes' mom is a dirty whore.

by Neil February 21, 2004

hmb

High Maintenence Bitch

Jen is such an HMB.

by Neil March 5, 2004

Panssy

Men who wear moccasins for soccer practice.

One who takes the pussy way out of situations.

A gaming legend

OMG,what a panssy

by Neil March 22, 2004

Boon Stink

Butt smells.

My Boon Stinks!

by neil April 7, 2004

slipknot

a band started in 95 in the middle of no where in Des Moines,IOWA!
Discograhy:
Mate.Feed.Kill.Repeat(Only 1000 copys made dont buy off Ebay unless you know what the Genuines look like)
Crowz(UNRELEASED HAHAHAHAHA!!! I HAVE SONGS FROM IT!!
S/T(Self-Titled its tough finding the one with purity)
IOWA(I dont know much about this)
OTHERS(Basements RECORDINGS from 92(Before Slipknot was an official band) and other Unreleased shit i most likely have it)

THEy ROCK!!!

by neil April 8, 2004