neil's definitions

vini

A small oompa loompa like creature that feeds off of philosophy and coffee.

I went to Starbucks only to find a Vini attacking the waitress.

by Neil March 27, 2005

numpty

Anything or anybody who is so xxxxing stupid as to pxxx off. A word that can be substitued for less politically correct words often found offensive by the fairer sex

You xxxxing numpty

by neil June 5, 2003

truth

way to confirm someones statement

that chicks tits are huge! "truth"

by Neil October 21, 2003

pwsome

Means AWESOME, but made for cool 1337 gamers and nerds. Usually reserved for most extreme awesome things. Coined originally by Neil Nguyen during a game of paintball.

man, when that fat chick punched you, it was Pwsome!

by Neil November 26, 2004

domissary

An abode, commonly a member of the fungus Kingdom in which gnomes of the Skurdish family reside. Occasionally a site of extreme trippiness.

What is a domissary? Am I high?

by Neil April 17, 2004

tongue-and-groove merchant

lesbian
punning on supplier of wood panelling or flooring

You're wasting your time with those two; they're tongue-and-groove merchants.

by Neil February 17, 2004

slipknot

a band started in 95 in the middle of no where in Des Moines,IOWA!
Discograhy:
Mate.Feed.Kill.Repeat(Only 1000 copys made dont buy off Ebay unless you know what the Genuines look like)
Crowz(UNRELEASED HAHAHAHAHA!!! I HAVE SONGS FROM IT!!
S/T(Self-Titled its tough finding the one with purity)
IOWA(I dont know much about this)
OTHERS(Basements RECORDINGS from 92(Before Slipknot was an official band) and other Unreleased shit i most likely have it)

THEy ROCK!!!

by neil April 8, 2004