sneaf

A deaf sense of smell. Lacking the ability to smell odors.

His shit really stank, but having a cold made me sneaf.

by neil November 1, 2004

Sneaf

A slurry of wet snow and freshly fallen leaves, only in the fall, generally catching people and trees off guard.

I t took 1/2 hour to shovel the sneaf off the walks, this morning.

by Snow Shovel Man October 3, 2018

seafood snacker

Someone who has casual sex with sailors.

That one cruising the sailor bars is a major seafood snacker!

by I, Wreckerrr January 24, 2017

sneakathon

n. A marathon which the runner decides to run at the last minute and which is generally unannounced to his/her running mates.

John: Did you know Marty ran a marathon yesterday?
Pat: Marty is always running sneakathons.

by THW March 14, 2009

Seafox

A free asbestos poisoning Center in Har Barbour. Also known famoosely for several orgie scandals.

I am so broke that I ate the fruit flies in seafox for weekend dinners

by lelelololalelulolila March 18, 2020

one-cheek sneak

A type of fart that is done while sitting, the one-cheek sneak is done by leaning to the side to let the gas excape. Very handy when sitting on a smooth, hard surface while wearing shorts, to prevent "hovercraft" sounds.

To avoid disrupting the classroom, Johnny let out a one-cheek sneak, and nobody was the wiser.

by Turnspike February 11, 2003

seafood diet

A person who does the complete opposite of diet.

Hey John! Starting tomorrow, I'll take your advice to go on a seafood diet. Every food I will "see", I will eat.

by robin_zib July 30, 2010