nathan's definitions

Jerking off stalefish

our definition is whackin off with no visual aids, just what u think of

i was battin off stalefish cos mum stole my pornos

by nathan May 13, 2005

moi't

to be moi't is to be damp or wet... its anabbreviation of moist. this aboriginal chick (this is in townsville, australia) was all drunk and she was yellin out "hey , you boys over there, you makin me all moi't!"

my pants are all moi't from the hose

by nathan May 13, 2005

haza

The term haza was introduced by the character Frank Lopez in the film Scarface. Haza is a yiddish word for a pig, or a pig that doesn't fly straight. The term was later backfired onto Frank when Tony discovered that it was Frank who had attemted to assassinate him.

"You know what a haza is Frank?! A pig that don't fly straight, and neither do you!"

by Nathan May 6, 2005

rise and shine

the act of masturbating right after waking up. hence the rise and the shine

1. i had a quick rise and shine this morning
2. mother to teenage schoolgoing son: "time to rise and shine sweetie."

by nathan April 22, 2005

Baillie

A total Score. A hotty with a Body. Don't let this one go fella's

Dayum, there goes that girl Baillie.

by Nathan April 22, 2005

NapHsu

One that is 1337. A NapHsu knows all and tells all. His greatness spreads to others like a disease.

This NapHsu is tEh 1337.

by Nathan April 11, 2005

Formula 1

Founded in 1950 when the first world championship was raced, it has developed today into what is the greatest form of motor racing known to man and the greatest sport in the world.

Owned by Bernie, who rakes in $2.5Billion US per anum from the sport, it is an insitution, more sacred to fans then religion.

OMG! It's only 6 days until The opening race of the season starts in Melbourne, Australia.

by Nathan March 30, 2005