Regional term for a tool of the male variety. A dude who seriously overcompensates, typically without knowing it. A more offensive poser, with heavier narcissism to the point of parody. Also very heavy on the "alpha" complex. Can possibly be traced to definitions 6 and 7 of "Kotch."
by Napoleon Bonerhard November 19, 2006
by Napoleon Bonerhard November 15, 2006
The typically overweight drinking-buddy/sidekick of a cotch/cotchski. Can be solo, but operates best symbotically with his more vain counterpart. Usually drunk, belicose, and confused. Both a wingman and doormat.
After insulting and attempting to fight the cotch's arresting officer, the jarvis was also charged and incarcerated.
by Napoleon Bonerhard November 19, 2006
A more formal form of cotch, which is a regional term for a tool of the male variety. A dude who seriously overcompensates, typically without knowing it. A more offensive poser, with heavier narcissism to the point of parody. Also very heavy on the "alpha" complex. Can possibly be traced to definitions 6 and 7 of "Kotch."
by Napoleon Bonerhard November 19, 2006
Essentially the Midwestern version of the Amish, but they utilize a bit more technology. Religious folks who live on farm communes, but due to the geography they use automobiles and a few other modern implements.
I was paid $500 dollars for my stud work last week at the Shaw Butte Hutterite colony. She was rather fugly, but I'll do what I can to keep them from getting too inbred.
by Napoleon Bonerhard August 09, 2007
by Napoleon Bonerhard November 18, 2006
An improved rusty trombone. It is a maneuver similar to a 69, but instead one participant performs a rusty trombone while receiving oral gratification. The name is derived from how one partner is "wrapped" around the other being played like a sousaphone. Preferably one of the performers is standing.
Steve slipped a disk the other day when he received a shiny sousaphone from Shannon the other night.
by napoleon bonerhard May 29, 2012