possesions

Every entire object,item or thing you own and you become a slave for ,for the rest of your life.The more you have and greedier you become,the bigger slave you become for your possesions.Yet the less you own the less slavery you will endure.
Garbologists have lots of them
I am having a yard/garage sale as i have become a slave of my own shit and want less possesions.I don't have to pay for,store ,move or clean for them no longer.Now a new owner can pay me to slave for these possesions or i am throwing them in the garbage bin :)
by munyuck February 02, 2009
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4ft nothing

The exact precise measurement of every lil man you see.If you meet a shortass bloke you instantly know he measures four feet tall and no more.people this height usually suffer from little mans syndrome
witness sees little man snatch old ladies handbag gives officer his description of offender,"he wasnt NOT a midget or dwarf but i definately know he was 4ft nothing."
by munyuck February 02, 2009
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Wads

alot of notes of cash money or loot ...a fat wallet or purse.
When he opened his wallet i thought gee he is rolling in it...he had wads of cash.
by munyuck January 23, 2009
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Babyhavingababy

A very young or underage child or teenager who is pregnant.They are still a child themselves expecting a child
You are over 21 ,strolling through the shops in the cheap end of town and see a baby bump on a teenage girl no more than 13 or 15 years old and you quietly think to yourself "well there's another babyhavingababy"
by munyuck February 02, 2009
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Text Queen

Females who text long and meaningful text messages all the time without any slang,knows all the short cuts and doesn't make mistakes.Knows how to use the enter next line button and uses capital letters.Texts you back so quick there is never any textpectation
2 reliable prompt precise texter with great detail.
1.The text queen just sent me a message before i could write back.
2.This message looks long and interesting I know it's from the Text Queen.
3.Fullstops and complete sentences you are such a text queen.
by munyuck January 18, 2009
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A universal uninvented remote control device which would enable the user to overpower another users remote control on any given electronic device, when you don't like what actions the remote control holder is doing with their remote control.
I would invent it if i were Chinese and reading this.
1. I didn't want to watch that program he was watching on pay tv so i used my Remote Control Remote Controller.
2. I was sick of watching him do circles with his remote control helicopter so i overpowered him with my remote control remote controller and made some kickass swoops and dives.
by munyuck January 23, 2009
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Tampon Stalker

The only sicko man standing in the womans section at the supermarket,pretending to be looking at something else, but you catch his trained eyes sideways perving on your approach to the tampon/pad shelving.Once eye contact has been made,he usually takes a few steps away from the vicinity ,discreetly trying to blend in with his shopping journey.These tampon stalkers can also be found in the ladies underwear section with their wives, but easily spotted ,by glancing at your handpicked choices when she is not looking.
I had to duck and weave in the sanitary isle today,another Tampon Stalker was there.Just when i had a moments choice to make my selection there was another pair of eyes at the other end of the isle guarding the shelves.
by Munyuck February 02, 2009
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