mugwump's definitions

butthole surfer

A member of the Texan psychedelic punk band called THE BUTTHOLE SURFERS, that made some awesomely weird records in the 1980s.

Locust abortion technician,Hairway to steven,Electric Larryland.

by mugwump November 13, 2004

devon dumpling

A member of an ethnic race of subnormal intelligence.A devonian.
I'm a devonian born and bred,
strong in the arm and thick in the head.

"I'm never going to Tiverton again,it's full of dumb DEVON DUMPLINGS."

by mugwump November 13, 2004

poncing

1.Slang for begging.
2.Going around giving oneself heirs,as though one amounts to something,ie:PONCING about
3.A fellow acting in an effeminate manner,the same as MINCING.

1."I was skint so I had to go PONCING up money for some booze."
2."Look at that tosser poncing around in his ford capri".
3."What a poncing gaylord."

by mugwump November 13, 2004

shagwagon

A car customised for the purposes of performing intercouse within.Or just a car that is mainly used for that purpose.

"I'd better make sure there's no cax lying around in the SHAGWAGON my Mrs's'll kill me."

by Mugwump November 11, 2004

fragged

Obliterated.Either physically or mentally.
Neurologically challenged due to over use of chemical stimulants or hallucinogenic drugs.

Too much acid,speed E,etc,and your head will be FRAGGED.

by mugwump November 13, 2004

tossrag

A rag used for cleaning up the sperm that is emitted through masturbation.
This word may also be used as an insult,relates to TOSSER.
Commonly used in male teenage circles,possibly originating in 1980's.

"I've shot off and haven't got a TOSSRAG.I'll have to use this old sock"

by Mugwump November 11, 2004

mingebinge

A sex session,quite likely involving cunnilingus.A BINGE ON THE MINGE.

"I had a good MINGEBINGE last night,but feels like I've been licking sandpaper."

by Mugwump November 11, 2004