mr.corruption's definitions
A shit so immense that a single flush is insufficient to fully clear the bowl, therefore requiring one to flush the toilet twice.
A crap so massive that it requires two flushes to cleanse the throne.
A crap so massive that it requires two flushes to cleanse the throne.
by mr.corruption June 24, 2005
Get the double flushermug. .
Namaste
A butterfly floats on the breeze of a sun lit day
As I feel this reality gently fade away
Riding on a thought to see where it's from
Gliding through a memory of a time yet to come
Smoke paints the air
Swirling images through my mind
Like a whirlpool spin beginning to unwind
And I stand at the edge cautiously awaiting
As time slips by
Carefully navigating by the stars in the sky
And I sit
And I think to myself
And on the horizon the sun light begins to climb
And it seems like it's been so long since he shined
But I'm sure it was only yesterday
A cold chill of fear cut through me
I felt my heart contract
To my mind I brought the image of light
And I expanded out of it
My fear was just a shadow
And then I voice spoke in my head
And she said dark is not the opposite of light
It's the absence of light
And I thought to myself
She knows what she's talking about
And for a moment I knew
What it was all about.
Namaste
A butterfly floats on the breeze of a sun lit day
As I feel this reality gently fade away
Riding on a thought to see where it's from
Gliding through a memory of a time yet to come
Smoke paints the air
Swirling images through my mind
Like a whirlpool spin beginning to unwind
And I stand at the edge cautiously awaiting
As time slips by
Carefully navigating by the stars in the sky
And I sit
And I think to myself
And on the horizon the sun light begins to climb
And it seems like it's been so long since he shined
But I'm sure it was only yesterday
A cold chill of fear cut through me
I felt my heart contract
To my mind I brought the image of light
And I expanded out of it
My fear was just a shadow
And then I voice spoke in my head
And she said dark is not the opposite of light
It's the absence of light
And I thought to myself
She knows what she's talking about
And for a moment I knew
What it was all about.
by mr.corruption July 20, 2005
Get the Namastemug. by mr.corruption May 19, 2020
Get the Scrotesqueulamug. by mr.corruption June 9, 2005
Get the shitcannedmug. by mr.corruption May 13, 2005
Get the Grabowskimug. When someone unexpectedly tells you that they love you. Usually comes out of the blue when you least expect it and are not prepared to respond.
Dude! Shannon totally dropped the L bomb on me last night!
-- Damn. What did you do?
I said 'I love you too'.
-- You pussy.
-- Damn. What did you do?
I said 'I love you too'.
-- You pussy.
by mr.corruption August 1, 2005
Get the L bombmug. Sex where the girl's arms and legs are spread as far apart as possible, like a starfish. Legs open wide, arms out, and a very bored look on her face as she rolls her eyes and waits for the guy to be done.
While he thought they were having makeup sex, in her mind she had basicly surrendered to giving him silent angry starfish sex.
I don't care if all I get outta her is starfish sex. She ain't nothin' but a bang piece anyway.
I don't care if all I get outta her is starfish sex. She ain't nothin' but a bang piece anyway.
by mr.corruption July 1, 2005
Get the starfish sexmug.