mr.corruption's definitions

cowbody

Non-offensive gender ambiguous term for a cowboy or cowgirl.

"Don't squat with your spurs on!" said the cowbody, as ze rode off into the sunset.

by mr.corruption May 19, 2020

L bomb

When someone unexpectedly tells you that they love you. Usually comes out of the blue when you least expect it and are not prepared to respond.

Dude! Shannon totally dropped the L bomb on me last night!

-- Damn. What did you do?

I said 'I love you too'.

-- You pussy.

by mr.corruption August 1, 2005

starfish sex

Sex where the girl's arms and legs are spread as far apart as possible, like a starfish. Legs open wide, arms out, and a very bored look on her face as she rolls her eyes and waits for the guy to be done.

While he thought they were having makeup sex, in her mind she had basicly surrendered to giving him silent angry starfish sex.

I don't care if all I get outta her is starfish sex. She ain't nothin' but a bang piece anyway.

by mr.corruption July 1, 2005

shitcanned

to have your employment terminated, to be fired

Jack got shitcanned Friday in that last series of layoffs.

by mr.corruption June 9, 2005

double flusher

A shit so immense that a single flush is insufficient to fully clear the bowl, therefore requiring one to flush the toilet twice.

A crap so massive that it requires two flushes to cleanse the throne.

Whew! That double flusher wore me out! Red beans and rice do it to me every time.

by mr.corruption June 24, 2005

bang piece

Someone you have casual sex with, but have absolutely no respect for.

"What's up with you and Pamela?"

"That bitch? She's nothin' but a bang piece."

by mr.corruption June 9, 2005

did

Refering to sexual intercourse in the past tense.

Dude, don't be pissed, but I did your sister last night.

by mr.corruption July 19, 2008