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In Texas Hold 'Em, having a pair of Jacks as your hole cards.
I was weary of going all-in with my fishhooks.
by mr.corruption March 11, 2005

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Non-offensive gender ambiguous term for a cowboy or cowgirl.
"Don't squat with your spurs on!" said the cowbody, as ze rode off into the sunset.
by mr.corruption May 19, 2020

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A Texas Hold-em poker hand of 2 face down starting cards consisting of a King and a Three.
Marc went all-in with the Grabowski.
by mr.corruption March 11, 2005

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In Texas Hold-em, the act of playing recklessly after losing a big pot.
Jim was obviously steaming, going all-in with seven duce off suit after losing ten grand on that last hand.
by mr.corruption May 26, 2005

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Refering to sexual intercourse in the past tense.
Dude, don't be pissed, but I did your sister last night.
by mr.corruption June 02, 2005

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A super chill tune by The Beastie Boys. Track 20 and the last track on the album "Check Your Head".

A butterfly floats on the breeze of a sun lit day
As I feel this reality gently fade away
Riding on a thought to see where it's from
Gliding through a memory of a time yet to come
Smoke paints the air
Swirling images through my mind
Like a whirlpool spin beginning to unwind
And I stand at the edge cautiously awaiting
As time slips by
Carefully navigating by the stars in the sky
And I sit
And I think to myself
And on the horizon the sun light begins to climb
And it seems like it's been so long since he shined
But I'm sure it was only yesterday

A cold chill of fear cut through me
I felt my heart contract
To my mind I brought the image of light
And I expanded out of it
My fear was just a shadow
And then I voice spoke in my head
And she said dark is not the opposite of light
It's the absence of light
And I thought to myself
She knows what she's talking about
And for a moment I knew
What it was all about.
by mr.corruption July 06, 2005

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A grotesque and gigantic monster-like scrotum.
Come over here darling and give Scrotesqueula a big kiss.
by mr.corruption May 19, 2020

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