mr.corruption's definitions

bang piece

Someone you have casual sex with, but have absolutely no respect for.

"What's up with you and Pamela?"

"That bitch? She's nothin' but a bang piece."

by mr.corruption June 9, 2005

double flusher

A shit so immense that a single flush is insufficient to fully clear the bowl, therefore requiring one to flush the toilet twice.

A crap so massive that it requires two flushes to cleanse the throne.

Whew! That double flusher wore me out! Red beans and rice do it to me every time.

by mr.corruption June 24, 2005

Grabowski

A Texas Hold-em poker hand of 2 face down starting cards consisting of a King and a Three.

Marc went all-in with the Grabowski.

by mr.corruption May 13, 2005

starfish sex

Sex where the girl's arms and legs are spread as far apart as possible, like a starfish. Legs open wide, arms out, and a very bored look on her face as she rolls her eyes and waits for the guy to be done.

While he thought they were having makeup sex, in her mind she had basicly surrendered to giving him silent angry starfish sex.

I don't care if all I get outta her is starfish sex. She ain't nothin' but a bang piece anyway.

by mr.corruption July 1, 2005

bloviate

Bloviate is closely associated with U.S. President Warren G. Harding, who used it frequently and who was known for long, windy speeches. H.L. Mencken said of him, "He writes the worst English that I have ever encountered. It reminds me of a string of wet sponges; it reminds me of tattered washing on the line; it reminds me of stale bean soup, of college yells, of dogs barking idiotically through endless nights. It is so bad that a sort of grandeur creeps into it. It drags itself out of the dark abysm of pish, and crawls insanely up the topmost pinnacle of posh. It is rumble and bumble. It is flap and doodle. It is balder and dash."

After five years as president and thirty years as a political figure, this colossal oaf is still unable to discipline his urge to bloviate.

by mr.corruption June 13, 2005

Scrotesqueula

A grotesque and gigantic monster-like scrotum.

Come over here darling and give Scrotesqueula a big kiss.

by mr.corruption May 19, 2020

shitcanned

to have your employment terminated, to be fired

Jack got shitcanned Friday in that last series of layoffs.

by mr.corruption June 9, 2005