mr.corruption's definitions

Grabowski

A Texas Hold-em poker hand of 2 face down starting cards consisting of a King and a Three.

Marc went all-in with the Grabowski.

by mr.corruption May 13, 2005

did

Refering to sexual intercourse in the past tense.

Dude, don't be pissed, but I did your sister last night.

by mr.corruption July 19, 2008

starfish sex

Sex where the girl's arms and legs are spread as far apart as possible, like a starfish. Legs open wide, arms out, and a very bored look on her face as she rolls her eyes and waits for the guy to be done.

While he thought they were having makeup sex, in her mind she had basicly surrendered to giving him silent angry starfish sex.

I don't care if all I get outta her is starfish sex. She ain't nothin' but a bang piece anyway.

by mr.corruption July 1, 2005

ubiquitous

Being or seeming to be everywhere at the same time.

I can't get a date anymore because my stalker ex-girlfriend is always popping up like an ubiquitous psycho.

by mr.corruption July 29, 2005

fishhooks

In Texas Hold 'Em, having a pair of Jacks as your hole cards.

I was weary of going all-in with my fishhooks.

by mr.corruption May 13, 2005

shitcanned

to have your employment terminated, to be fired

Jack got shitcanned Friday in that last series of layoffs.

by mr.corruption June 9, 2005

Scrotesqueula

A grotesque and gigantic monster-like scrotum.

Come over here darling and give Scrotesqueula a big kiss.

by mr.corruption May 19, 2020