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Definitions by mr.corruption

double flusher 

A shit so immense that a single flush is insufficient to fully clear the bowl, therefore requiring one to flush the toilet twice.

A crap so massive that it requires two flushes to cleanse the throne.
Whew! That double flusher wore me out! Red beans and rice do it to me every time.

bloviate 

Bloviate is closely associated with U.S. President Warren G. Harding, who used it frequently and who was known for long, windy speeches. H.L. Mencken said of him, "He writes the worst English that I have ever encountered. It reminds me of a string of wet sponges; it reminds me of tattered washing on the line; it reminds me of stale bean soup, of college yells, of dogs barking idiotically through endless nights. It is so bad that a sort of grandeur creeps into it. It drags itself out of the dark abysm of pish, and crawls insanely up the topmost pinnacle of posh. It is rumble and bumble. It is flap and doodle. It is balder and dash."
After five years as president and thirty years as a political figure, this colossal oaf is still unable to discipline his urge to bloviate.
bloviate by mr.corruption June 13, 2005

shitcanned

to have your employment terminated, to be fired
Jack got shitcanned Friday in that last series of layoffs.
shitcanned by mr.corruption June 9, 2005

bang piece 

Someone you have casual sex with, but have absolutely no respect for.
"What's up with you and Pamela?"

"That bitch? She's nothin' but a bang piece."
bang piece by mr.corruption June 9, 2005

steaming 

In Texas Hold-em, the act of playing recklessly after losing a big pot.
Jim was obviously steaming, going all-in with seven duce off suit after losing ten grand on that last hand.
steaming by mr.corruption May 30, 2005

Grabowski 

A Texas Hold-em poker hand of 2 face down starting cards consisting of a King and a Three.
Marc went all-in with the Grabowski.
Grabowski by mr.corruption May 13, 2005

fishhooks 

In Texas Hold 'Em, having a pair of Jacks as your hole cards.
I was weary of going all-in with my fishhooks.
fishhooks by mr.corruption May 13, 2005