mr.corruption's definitions

Scrotesqueula

A grotesque and gigantic monster-like scrotum.

Come over here darling and give Scrotesqueula a big kiss.

by mr.corruption May 19, 2020

Grabowski

A Texas Hold-em poker hand of 2 face down starting cards consisting of a King and a Three.

Marc went all-in with the Grabowski.

by mr.corruption May 13, 2005

bloviate

Bloviate is closely associated with U.S. President Warren G. Harding, who used it frequently and who was known for long, windy speeches. H.L. Mencken said of him, "He writes the worst English that I have ever encountered. It reminds me of a string of wet sponges; it reminds me of tattered washing on the line; it reminds me of stale bean soup, of college yells, of dogs barking idiotically through endless nights. It is so bad that a sort of grandeur creeps into it. It drags itself out of the dark abysm of pish, and crawls insanely up the topmost pinnacle of posh. It is rumble and bumble. It is flap and doodle. It is balder and dash."

After five years as president and thirty years as a political figure, this colossal oaf is still unable to discipline his urge to bloviate.

by mr.corruption June 13, 2005

bang piece

Someone you have casual sex with, but have absolutely no respect for.

"What's up with you and Pamela?"

"That bitch? She's nothin' but a bang piece."

by mr.corruption June 9, 2005

Namaste

A super chill tune by The Beastie Boys. Track 20 and the last track on the album "Check Your Head".

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Namaste

A butterfly floats on the breeze of a sun lit day
As I feel this reality gently fade away
Riding on a thought to see where it's from
Gliding through a memory of a time yet to come
Smoke paints the air
Swirling images through my mind
Like a whirlpool spin beginning to unwind
And I stand at the edge cautiously awaiting
As time slips by
Carefully navigating by the stars in the sky
And I sit
And I think to myself
And on the horizon the sun light begins to climb
And it seems like it's been so long since he shined
But I'm sure it was only yesterday

A cold chill of fear cut through me
I felt my heart contract
To my mind I brought the image of light
And I expanded out of it
My fear was just a shadow
And then I voice spoke in my head
And she said dark is not the opposite of light
It's the absence of light
And I thought to myself
She knows what she's talking about
And for a moment I knew
What it was all about.

by mr.corruption July 20, 2005

fishhooks

In Texas Hold 'Em, having a pair of Jacks as your hole cards.

I was weary of going all-in with my fishhooks.

by mr.corruption May 13, 2005

ubiquitous

Being or seeming to be everywhere at the same time.

I can't get a date anymore because my stalker ex-girlfriend is always popping up like an ubiquitous psycho.

by mr.corruption July 29, 2005