Definitions by mr smith

behemoth 

Behemoth were a shit black metal band, they are now a shit death metal band

I'd sooner accidently sit on my aunt's 12" black dildo than listen to a Behemoth record

behemoth by mr smith March 8, 2005

bloodhound gang 

A bloodhoung gang is a group of old age pensioners with saggy faces

Jesus christ, look its the bloodhound gang

bloodhound gang by mr smith March 8, 2005

Finntroll 

a comical metal band mixing polka and elements of commercial extreme metal to create a very irritating and gay sound

There about as funny as cancer. Korpiklaani are a band that do this sort of music and do it good and propper, no sillyness

Finntroll by mr smith March 8, 2005

bnp

A intelligent and legitimate pollitical party in the United Kingdom

I'm voting for the BNP because there are no longer any left wing parties and if you look at the political spectrum, the BNP are closer to the old socialist left than any other middle of the road toss pot parties we have around today. That and the fact that there are just so many paki's, i know most of them contribute the the econemy and have done good things, but they threaten our culture, and thats way more important than the econemy, any white person who does not agree will be sent into the gas chambers with the rest of the vile fuckers

bnp by mr smith March 8, 2005

pig 

A sheffield Wednesday fan, universsaly hated

Never felt more like swinging a pig
From millmoor lane
To Chantny Bridge
Oh wednesday
You got me swinging a pig

Dee Dah, Dee Dah, Dee Dah, Dee Dah, Dee Dah, Dee Dah and Dat, Cos your a Wednesday Twat

pig by mr smith March 7, 2005

spunk rag 

An item of clothing that is used to clean away the mess after masturbation, After a few months they usually end up hard and corrigated.

I needed a bit of extra cash son so i took a few of your old spunk rags to Oxfam

spunk rag by mr smith March 7, 2005

dee dah 

a dee dah is a person from Sheffield, S Yorkshire, or a supporter of any of the cities football teams

seen them wednesday bastards, they say Dee Dah and Dat instead of thee thaa and that, stoopid bloody dee dah's

dee dah by mr smith March 6, 2005