drum stick

A cannabis cig, 3 - 4 thin king size papers stook together lengthways, tked at the back, tightly rolled into a slight cone shape, give it a little twist at the end, and it looks like a fucking drum stick
by mr smith March 07, 2005
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pig

Never felt more like swinging a pig
From millmoor lane
To Chantny Bridge
Oh wednesday
You got me swinging a pig

Dee Dah, Dee Dah, Dee Dah, Dee Dah, Dee Dah, Dee Dah and Dat, Cos your a Wednesday Twat
by mr smith March 08, 2005
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jimmy

going for a jimmy is the act of going to take a piss
mind my pint mate, i'm just nipping for a jimmy
by mr smith March 13, 2005
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jimmy

drive up to cemetary bob, i need to smoke a jimmy
by mr smith March 13, 2005
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pocket tennis

To play with your self through your trouser pocket
Steve, are you looking for loose change or playing pocket tennis?
by mr smith March 08, 2005
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poor mans posh wank

To put you penis in an old sock and masturbate
I fanceid a change so i popped him in my old sweaty sock
by mr smith March 07, 2005
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bradistani

A paki that lived in Bradford, Uk
I got an identity crisis init, i dunt know if i am brittish or pakistani

Where do you live?

Bradford init

Well then, your a Bradistani
by mr smith March 08, 2005
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