mr smith's definitions

bradistani

A paki that lived in Bradford, Uk

I got an identity crisis init, i dunt know if i am brittish or pakistani

Where do you live?

Bradford init

Well then, your a Bradistani

by mr smith March 8, 2005

bloodhound gang

A bloodhoung gang is a group of old age pensioners with saggy faces

Jesus christ, look its the bloodhound gang

by mr smith March 8, 2005

kebab ring

When the donner meat gets to the bottom of that thing that spins on the grill, it is taken off and sliced like a loaf of bread, the ring shaped slices of kebab meat are then covered in batter and deep freid in pig fat. Best served with chips, scraps and curry

Can i have a kebab ring special please

by mr smith March 8, 2005

wanking pit

a wanking pit is bed/matress that sags in the middle, smells of man sweat, covered in stains and its secondry use is to be slept on

Ok mate, come round in 30 mins, i'm still in my wanking pit

by mr smith March 8, 2005

coon

a coon is a black man, same as a wod, nigger

you should see the coons that work at my place

by mr smith May 13, 2005

slipknotian

A slipknotian is a offensive word used to describe a person who is a fan of the pop band slipknot, coined by rural legend paul brown

lets go to leeds and go slipknotian bashing

by mr smith May 13, 2005

tatties

tatties are your bollocks

fa rrattled my tatties against her dirtbox

by mr smith May 13, 2005