Definitions by mr cod

Ali Bongo 

A ginger so called bricklayer who rapes hoddys and smells like a meat pie and is so ugly he could make an onion cry 😢

"Can you smell steak and kidney mixed with hoddy smeg?" " Yes I can I think Ali Bongo the hoddy rapist has just turn up " "oh yes he has fuck me he's one fugly munter "

Ali Bongo by mr cod January 21, 2024

nanny mince 

a meal cooked by the sexy Paula nanna Fox from peacehaven for her lovely boyfriend Paul for his tea in his caravan to give him the energy to make mad passionate love to her afterwards

"hello darling what's for tea ? " ive made nanny mince to give you the energy to sort my poom poom out later"

nanny mince by mr cod June 2, 2023

busa boy 

a safe word for very gay biker gang from Southampton who's president is Loz Kelly

oh Loz please be gentle with me ill shout busa boy if you go to far and get the cunts to sort you out

busa boy by mr cod November 6, 2022

Danny Fox 

an in the closet rough bricklayer from Southampton who undresses his work mates with his eyes

backs against the wall boys Danny Fox the brown hatter has just walked on the job

Danny Fox by mr cod September 4, 2022

benny hill

the nick name given to one of the most handsome and greatest bricklayers in the universe

who's that gorgeous bricklayer over there oh that's Paul aka benny hill not only is he one the best looking blokes on the planet he's a brilliant trowel

benny hill by mr cod September 3, 2022

stan the tran 

a bearded hod carrier from bognor regis that wears his girlfriends tights to work and never cleans shovel

Stanley why are you wearing tights? "cos i like the feel of them round my micro willy and my tiny balls and Hannah made me !" hence the name stan the tran!

stan the tran by mr cod September 3, 2022

Rod the hod 

a useless bald hod carrier that looks like homer simpson ugly twin and never turns up Mondays cos he's down spoons with his boyfriend

it's Monday where's rod the hod oh he's down spoons getting bummed by his lover

Rod the hod by mr cod September 2, 2022