mp's definitions

b331z

One who enjoys gay/animal sex.Someone who then devours the haj from the multiple fags/animals which then swallows.Someone who wants to bang their cousin,incesting mother fucker.

Damn B331z your one crazy swallowing haj machine.Suck it good u lil bitch.

by MP January 22, 2004

stoich

a bitchy, uptight girl

that babe is too stoich

by mp December 26, 2003

yars

an english measurement used by the chinese with an accent; discovered by the curious mind of matt lu

Matt Lu: Coasch, how many yars off the ball?

by mp January 12, 2005

Pantsing

The act or practice of pulling someone's pants down.

The Seniors and I went pantsing today. The Freshmen never had a chance.

by MP February 7, 2005

varting

A vaginal fart. See also queefing

Stop varting at me!
That wasn't a fart, that was a vart

by MP October 26, 2004

level bookie

to get some good sex

yesterday i got level bookie

by mp December 26, 2003

put me down

Another way of sayin "sex me"

when are we gonna put it down? // when are we gonna make love

by mp February 7, 2004