mouse's definitions

swoot

1. A combination of "sweet" and "cool" used to describe something that is both.

2. A combination of "sweet" and "woot", usually to refer to a positive experience.

Dude, that pizza was totally swoot!

OR

It's totally swoot when girls pee their pants! (Referring to an infamous incident known only to the author and related persons)

by Mouse February 18, 2003

paris hilton

A moron with absolutely no morals or brains, who is completely FAKE in every way, a racist bigoted bitch who is so shallow it could make your had spin! She actually has people idolizing her because she is rich and wears expensive clothes. Get a grip, people! She says in her stupid pink book.'...only have billionaire friends.' So all you'fans' out there, she wouldn't look twice at ya! Dumbasses!

See also: shallow, snob, stupid,

by Mouse January 1, 2005

senark

1-To release your bowels on someone or something.
2-To throw or smear feces on something or someone.

Gluepot likes to senark his grandmother.

by Mouse April 12, 2004

bajillion

A number far greater than the normal amount; a concept, like infinity, rather than a number

I know a bajillion ways to make you suffer!

by Mouse February 18, 2003

Wikkie Hippan

A word originally coined by the poster known as "Spamcan" at the now defunct AGB forums (www.advancegb.com) when angry at another member's "new age" ideology. It is normally said in a derogatory fashion of some sort, although it has been used in a more affectionate manner.

n.
1.One who engages or believes in earth based spirituality or pacifistic drug based philosophies as part of a larger social counterculture with a basis relating to religion, health or politics often leading to socially unacceptable and potentially dangerous practices.

2.One who exploits a person meeting the requirements of definition #1 for personal gain or financial profit.

The wikkie hippan genus includes (but is not limited to): druggies, hippies, vegans, wikkans, ultra-liberals, communists, and Canadians.

1.(Definition 1) "If I have to hear another tree-hugging veggie-fuck wikkie hippan tell me how poor my lifestyle is, I'm gonna go postal!"

2. (Definition 1)
Person 1: "So I passed another <anti-war/pro-choice/animal-rights/pro-marijuana> rally on my way to work today."
Person 2: "Yeah, those god-damned wikkie hippans are at it again."

3.(Definition 2) "I can't believe McDonalds created an Atkins menu. Those freaking wikkie hippans!"

by Mouse March 27, 2005

cute

synonmous with pathetic: remember, if you're not pathetic, you probably aren't cute either. if you're cute, well, but happy that you're cute.

girl(talking about guy2):Aww.. he's so cute!
guy1: I wish I were cute, but you know, I've got a spine.
guy2: ^_______________^

by mouse May 16, 2005

ren

Renaissance re-enactors, those ever so slightly creepy people that belong to groups like “Society for Creative Anachronism”. Folks who dress in period attire, run around the woods, and think that they are really Robin Hood.

"Where is Amy?"
"She ran of with a group of kids weilding battle axes and dressed like they are in the dark ages"
"She is sooo ren"

by Mouse January 7, 2005