morting's definitions

apologetic pneumonia with a fractured ginglymus while at a dj listening to the beatles

verbally long word

bro have you heard?
what?
apologetic pneumonia with a fractured ginglymus while at a dj listening to the beatles!!!
what the fuck are you talking about

by morting April 9, 2025

penile flipflop

when your penis flops while you flip.

duude! have you heard? the guy at the beach did a penile flipflop

by morting April 9, 2025

penis stuck

when you get your dick stuck in a door.

PENIS STUCK! PENIS STUCK!!

by morting April 9, 2025

roblox

1a): the game
1b): (adjective) absolutely scrumptious
2a): (adverb) slowly
2b): (verb) close to sprinting running

1a): I'm playing roblox, fuck off
1b): this meat is absolutely roblox
2a): he's walking roblox
2b): he's robloxing to the store

by morting March 18, 2025

ladiesman217

transexual, username on amazon

are you username ladiesman217

by morting March 18, 2025

chairing

sitting on anything except a chair.

he's always chairing a rock

by morting March 17, 2025

hot n' toasty

super hot, not boiling, toaster temperature

oh boy it sure is hot n' toasty in here

by morting March 17, 2025