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BV

Bacterial Vaginosis, also known as gardnerella, is overgrowth of bacteria normally present in the vagina. Women of childbearing age who experience this condition will notice a foul-smelling, “fishy” vaginal odor that includes a gray or white discharge and vaginal itching.

The imbalance in vaginal bacteria may be caused by douching, not using condoms during sex, or having new or multiple sex partners.

It has been reported on social media that the best treatment for BV is drinking a half-cup of cranberry juice mixed with a half-cup of pineapple juice before going to bed along with drinking a gallon of water throughout the day.

My girl used to get BVs before she discovered the cranberry pineapple cocktail.

by morpheus30 July 22, 2023

Chickens come home to roost

This expression is similar to "what goes around, comes around" and basically means that the consequences of one's evil actions catch up in a negative way. The idea that a wrongful curse comes back to the one who curses as a "bird returns to its nest" dates back to the days of antiquity. However, it wasn't until the 19th Century that Robert Southey wrote that "curses are like a young chicken: they always come home to roost." Since then, the idea of evil men creating returns to their own door has been encapsulated in this expression.

Dude, you keep dealing drugs and you're going to get caught. When the chickens come home to roost, they will take your car, your house, and all your money!

by morpheus30 December 17, 2014

Jump Humping

When a friend jumps on the bed to create a sex-like movement while another couple are engaging in soaking.

Jump Humping is practiced by students of Brigham Young University (BYU) or Mormon teens because they are expected to remain virgins until marriage. That's because soaking (or marinating), according to Mormonism, does not count as sex.

I was called to go jump humping for my bestie at a BYU dorm while she soaks with her boyfriend.

by morpheus30 September 23, 2022