moooony's definitions

Fitz Vacker

A character in the popular book series 'Keeper of lost cities', with the same personality as a brick wall. He should have stayed on that chandelier, everyone would have been happier for it.

Emma: Fitz Vacker is a disgusting little shit and should of dies in ages ago

Everyone ever: Correct

by moooony February 13, 2023

Watvired

A basic pick me girl

what-vi-er-d

Emma: Is tiffany a Watvired?

Abby: Yep

by moooony February 13, 2023

Remus Lupin

Sirus blacks boyfriend

Random Hogwarts student: Do you think Sirus Black and Remus lupin are dating?

Other random student: All most definitely

by moooony February 13, 2023

hiartigabate

The state of blue balls

hi-tig-bait

Maxine: Does Bradly have hiartigabate?
Amy: Of course
Amy: Look at him

by moooony February 13, 2023

bekarpe

To brush your teeth with fish shit

Jessica thought bekarpe was great for your health. It is not.

by moooony February 13, 2023

Claudia

Claudia is a fierce, innocent person, who would rather spend her time reading and talking to other friends than anything else in the world. Claudia tends to be short for their age and reminds you of Chihuahua, by having more bite than bark.

Olive: Have you seen Claudia?
Amy: Yeh, I last saw her in the library.
Olive: As expected.

by moooony February 13, 2023

Maths

A form of torture nobody understands

Student A: Maths needs to go die slowly and painfully in a hole

Everyone else in existence: I agree

by moooony February 13, 2023