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Claudia is a fierce, innocent person, who would rather spend her time reading and talking to other friends than anything else in the world. Claudia tends to be short for their age and reminds you of Chihuahua, by having more bite than bark.
Olive: Have you seen Claudia?
Amy: Yeh, I last saw her in the library.
Olive: As expected.
Claudia by moooony February 13, 2023
Emma is a smart individual, who is known for her fierce personality and her ability to be good at everything she tries. Emma is nice, but the second you hurt her friends she is planning your murder.
Olive: Where tf is Emma

Claudia: Someone was mean to Siena

Olive: So she's beating them up?
Claudia: Shes beating them up.
Emma by moooony February 13, 2023
The smartest kid you will ever come across. They have the decency to be sleep deprived, addicted to coffee, and have the most idiotic boyfriend who is more closely related to a buffoon than an actual human.
Amy: Hey google, How tf do I do this math question

Caitlin: Stop. Calling. Me. Google.

Amy: Nope

*Pop the p*
Caitlin by moooony February 13, 2023
A smart young woman who walks like a grandmother who does aerobics. You can distinguish an olive by its flaming red hair, and tendency to hurt people that don't give them food. You need to be careful if you approach an olive in the wild if you want to come back alive.
Claudia: Have you seen olive?
*Children screaming in the background*
Claudia: Nevermind.
Claudia: I found her
Olive by moooony February 13, 2023

Fitz Vacker 

A character in the popular book series 'Keeper of lost cities', with the same personality as a brick wall. He should have stayed on that chandelier, everyone would have been happier for it.
Emma: Fitz Vacker is a disgusting little shit and should of dies in ages ago

Everyone ever: Correct
Fitz Vacker by moooony February 13, 2023
A form of torture nobody understands
Student A: Maths needs to go die slowly and painfully in a hole

Everyone else in existence: I agree
Maths by moooony February 13, 2023

Remus Lupin 

Random Hogwarts student: Do you think Sirus Black and Remus lupin are dating?

Other random student: All most definitely
Remus Lupin by moooony February 13, 2023