monkey's definitions

farmer candy

Anhydrous based Methamphetamine

Bert sure got geeked out on that farmer candy

by Monkey December 14, 2003

japanazi

A Japanese soldier of World War II

Frank sure blasted that Japanazi.

by Monkey December 14, 2003

Laslie

The smartest man on earth.

If we are going to solve that problem, we need Laslie.

by Monkey December 14, 2003

Perpetually High Steve

That kid in my cisco class who was forever stoned.

Bastardization of Extra High Steve

Perpetually High Steve, often named on the couches in the lobby.

by Monkey December 14, 2003

slamhammered

Being drunker than a real man should be.

I got so slamhammered, my roommate came home and I was dying of hypothermia on the livingroom floor.

by Monkey December 12, 2003

Bucket Fanny

huge crack that few come out of alive

my mate tom's still stuck in my bucket fanny. hes been there for years.

by monkey November 17, 2003

The Gush

The experience of prolonged masturbation, usually resulting in death or severe disability.

"What happened to Andy, man?", "Oh, his girlfriend dumped him, and he developed The Gush".

by monkey November 11, 2003