swamper

A really ugly girl...

"That girl looks like tank drove over her face."

"Yeah, she's a real swamper."

by Monkey March 09, 2005

arsebiscuit

biscuit-shaped poo. Commonly occurs after playing scrabble. Also can be used as an insult for someone who is not clever.

Oi, you arsebiscuit!

by Monkey January 08, 2005

slaraneg

when the genatalia is fused to the chin creating a (chin dick)

That man has slaraneg

by Monkey March 17, 2003

slamhammered

Being drunker than a real man should be.

I got so slamhammered, my roommate came home and I was dying of hypothermia on the livingroom floor.

by Monkey December 12, 2003

GOUNI

extremely cool and awesome

eY

by monkey March 12, 2003

The Gush

The experience of prolonged masturbation, usually resulting in death or severe disability.

"What happened to Andy, man?", "Oh, his girlfriend dumped him, and he developed The Gush".

by monkey November 11, 2003

spex

damn sexy

you look so spexy

by monkey July 18, 2003