monkey's definitions

The Gush

The experience of prolonged masturbation, usually resulting in death or severe disability.

"What happened to Andy, man?", "Oh, his girlfriend dumped him, and he developed The Gush".

by monkey November 11, 2003

Bucket Fanny

huge crack that few come out of alive

my mate tom's still stuck in my bucket fanny. hes been there for years.

by monkey November 17, 2003

Knobcheese

Means dickhead

Ur fcuking knobcheese

by Monkey October 2, 2003

eeyorish

depressed

You are acting eeyorish today.

by monkey October 2, 2003