monkey's definitions

berm

combination of beer and sperm, as relating to the odor of a sorority girl after a hard night's partying.

Yeah she was hot, but when she talked you could smell the berm.

by Monkey January 9, 2005

qwerty

The most used password for anything

bob password is "qwerty"

by Monkey May 13, 2005

slamhammered

Being drunker than a real man should be.

I got so slamhammered, my roommate came home and I was dying of hypothermia on the livingroom floor.

by Monkey December 12, 2003

Laslie

The smartest man on earth.

If we are going to solve that problem, we need Laslie.

by Monkey December 14, 2003

phdiety

university professor who claims omniscience because they spent a metric fuckload of years in school.
Considers themselves academic gods (dieties).

He tries to tell me how to fix his computer, when his degree is in business and my B.S. is in information systems. Fucking phdiety.

by monkey January 28, 2005

Scrotumizer

A word made to make fun of Zac's last name when he talked about his chicktionary.

It's the scrotumizer! Zac, you da man

by Monkey October 13, 2003

Livi

Short for Olivia, a nickname.

My name is Livi. No, it's NOT OLIVIA!

by Monkey April 9, 2005