biscuit-shaped poo. Commonly occurs after playing scrabble. Also can be used as an insult for someone who is not clever.
Oi, you arsebiscuit!
by Monkey January 08, 2005

by Monkey January 31, 2004

I got so slamhammered, my roommate came home and I was dying of hypothermia on the livingroom floor.
by Monkey December 12, 2003

by Monkey December 14, 2003

one who portrays themselves as high in popularity and looks down upon those who aren't as "cool" as they are, a complete tool to the in-crowd, one that is not liked
by Monkey January 08, 2005
