The Gush

The experience of prolonged masturbation, usually resulting in death or severe disability.

"What happened to Andy, man?", "Oh, his girlfriend dumped him, and he developed The Gush".

by monkey November 11, 2003

fangirl

A female who has overstepped the line between healthy fandom and indecent obsession

Fan: Hakkai from Saiyuki is really cool, he's smart and nice and hey, he's pretty cute.
Fangirl: Lyke OMG!!!11!one! Hakkai iz so lke totly my huzbend!
Fan: You DO realize he is a two dimensional image on your television screen right?
Fangirl: NOOO!! He'z reel and he iz al myne!

by monkey December 06, 2004

scrub

a bum, loser, faggot ,or someone who can't get a girl

man look at this scrub

by Monkey January 31, 2004

mackem

lazy, fat arsed dole scum

That mackem's giro is burning a hole in his pocket

by Monkey February 03, 2004

highroller

a word play of the original highroller, one who drives while under the influence of illegal narcotics (i.e. marijuana)

when you see someone roll by with their seat laid back and surrounded by a columbian fog, you know they are a highroller.

by Monkey January 24, 2005

Scouse Flair

An individual introducing a certain northen charm into the beautiful game, almost always resulting in a right royal fuck up.

We were well on for scoring then but Tone had to twat it up with his fucking scouse flair!

by Monkey June 04, 2004

Livi

Short for Olivia, a nickname.

My name is Livi. No, it's NOT OLIVIA!

by Monkey April 09, 2005