mofo's definitions

crustymcflyeeng

The piece of toilet paper combined with shit, plucked pubic hairs that acquire around the asshole.

Fuck, no matter how much I wipe I cant get these crustymcflyeengs off my shithole.

Did you see the crustymcflyeens that collected in my underwear?

by MoFo December 21, 2004

fogie

an old person, someone who likes the Beetles.

an old fogie

by mofo February 29, 2004

white nigger

A white person who finds it "cool" to be acting like a black person. Generally wears "wu-tang" shirt, and listens to "Eminem"

Abbrev. wigga

Yo wassup, my white nigger

by mofo February 29, 2004

sockpuppet

A person you wipe your jizz on after u jack off, or get jacked off.

Yeah i used that bitch as my sockpuppet!

by mofo April 1, 2003

chickenshack

In the game Battlefield 1942 on the Wake island map, it is the building in an airfield where snipers or other chickenshit players score points by hiding and taking cheap shots.

We have snipers in the chickenshack. Can someone get in there and get them.

Landing craft are approaching behind the chicken shack. Roger that!!

by MoFo December 29, 2004

stupped

To have sexual intercourse with ya mum ...

I stupped ya mum in th emiddle of a zoo

by MOFO November 2, 2004

macintosh

What sensible people have

I own a Macintosh

by mofo March 11, 2004