191 definitions by moco & p-phat

Snapping A Deuce

Number 2; taking a shit

Sometimes relief means snapping a deuce!

by moco & p-phat February 12, 2010

That's NOT What She Said

The opposite of "That's What She Said"; when an innocent statement is interpreted sexually - lack of sexual skill, small pecker, etc. - when in fact the statement refers to something else

P-Phat: Dude, what do you think of my new loft?

MOCO: Dude, it's so small

P-Phat: That's NOT What She Said!

by moco & p-phat May 28, 2008

Firing Off a Few Rounds

Beating off, rubbing one out, jerking off

MOCO was firing off a few rounds while thinking about Marisa last night!

by moco & p-phat May 29, 2007

Equal Opportunity

A guy that will tap broads of any color (EO for short); the opposite of Pussy Racist

MOCO is Equal Opportunity - "All pussies are pink on the inside!"

by moco & p-phat February 11, 2008

Red River Shootout

When a guy fucks a girl who is on the rag (menstruating)

(His semen shoots at her red river)

The annual Oklahoma vs. Texas football game is NOT the Red River Shootout; it's the Red River Rivalry!

by moco & p-phat February 12, 2009

Tit Gut Fuck

When a chick has a big potbelly and you cannot get to her tits for a titty fuck, you stick your dick between her gut and her tits for a fuck

Lauren's belly is so fat that her husband must give her a tit gut fuck instead of a tit fuck!

by moco & p-phat May 29, 2008

National Jerk Off Day

In today's world, anyone can make up a holiday (i.e., Kwanzaa).

It has thus been declared that from this day on, April 2 will be known as National Jerk Off Day. Males of all ages should beat off on this day to their dick’s content! (Just because they can)

My African friend tells me that Kwanzaa is fake, but he believes in National Jerk Off Day!

by moco & p-phat February 11, 2009