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Definitions by moco & p-phat

Ploughing the Diamond 

A guy with a huge dick who is fucking, banging or having sex {he is separating the folds of the pussy (or the baseball diamond)}
MOCO is an expert at ploughing the diamond!!!

Mattress Mamboo 

MOCO: It's mattress mamboo time!!!

Lisa: Yeah yeah!!!

Polluting the Sheets 

Fucking, banging, having sex

(the bodily fluids pollute the clean sheets!)
Who doesn't like polluting the sheets?

Velvet Canyon 

Pussy, twat, cunt, cherry pie
P-Phat dove into Becky's velvet canyon tongue first!

Pussy Glue 

MOCO unleashed so much pussy glue that Lisa's labia were stuck together for 5 hours!
Pussy Glue by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2009

Bush Whacking

Shaving all of the hair from a broad's pussy

(pussy = bush; whacking = shaving)
MOCO is going to perform some bush whacking!

The Sooner Nation 

1. Oklahoma
2. Premature Ejaculation or Ejaculators (a.k.a. male Oklahomans)
The Sooner Nation is full of nothing but Premature Ejaculation!