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Smell-Check

A check done by men during foreplay to see if a chick is clean enough to eat out. The guy fingers the chick's pussy and then he gets his fingers back into range of his nose to sniff without the chick noticing. It is easily done behind her back while kissing the side of her neck
Porn stars do not do the Smell-Check; 'Regualr' guys do.
by MOCO & P-Phat February 28, 2011
mugGet the Smell-Checkmug.

Log Jam

When a dude with a huge cock tries to fuck a virgin pussy, his cock (log) gets stuck
MOCO doesn't want a log jam so he avoids fucking virgins.
by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009
mugGet the Log Jammug.

Beer Marinated Brat

A brat (Bratwurst; dick) that has been placed in a class of beer for 15 minutes or more

His girl then performs a Full Service Lube Job; he asks her if she tasted anything different; he then hands her the glass of beer that marinated his dick so that she can wash down any remaining cum in her mouth
When MOCO performs a Beer Marinated Brat, he likes to use Stella Artois; US beers aren't classy enough for such a job!
by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009
mugGet the Beer Marinated Bratmug.

Piping Hot Yogurt

Cum, Goo, Jism, Jiz, Sperm, Spluge (Splooge), Spunk
Scarlett Johansson made piping hot yogurt explode from our cocks!
by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2007
mugGet the Piping Hot Yogurtmug.

Pylon

Chicks pile on the pylon; they can't get enough!
by MOCO & P-Phat June 17, 2007
mugGet the Pylonmug.

Tubesteak and White Gravy

A dick and its white, sticky goo (the steak comes in all shapes and sizes)
Kevin is a connoisseur of tubesteak and white gravy; he can't get enough!
by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008
mugGet the Tubesteak and White Gravymug.

Pickle Tickle

When a guy tickles his pickle:
1. Having sex
2. Jerking off
Carl caught Dupree in the midst of the pickle tickle. (From the movie "You, Me & Dupree")
by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2010
mugGet the Pickle Ticklemug.

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