moco & p-phat's definitions

Skin Flautist

A guy who is an expert at beating off; a chick who specializes in hand jobs

Your average male teenager is a skin flautist!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2010

Smoking It to the Nub

Deep throating; sucking dick down to the balls Hog Smoking

Unfortunately, Smoking It to the Nub cannot be performed on long, thick cocks!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

Scat-Rat

A guy who loves to give butthole pleasures; a guy into anal sex

Ron Jeremy is a Scat-Rat!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2010

Putting My Brisket in Her Basket

Fucking, banging

P-Phat: What are you doing tonight?

MOCO: I'm Putting My Brisket in Her Basket!

P-Phat: Yeah yeah!!!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

It's About Butthole Pleasures

Catch phrase that Mooj meant to say in "The 40-Year-Old Virgin"; life and sex are the best through a chick's pooper

Mooj: Life is about butthole pleasures.

Andy Stitzer: It's about butthole pleasures.

Mooj: It's not about cocks, and ass, and tits.

Andy Stitzer: Yeah.

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008

Twin Tetons

Tits, boobs, hooters

P-Phat loves large twin tetons!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008

OKC Steamer

While an enemy sleeps, you hook up a sex swing above him or her. You climb into the swing and twist up the cords. As the swing untwists, you shit on your enemy's face. The untwisting of the swing causes your shit to curl into the form of a funnel, which makes you a human tornado. The OKC Steamer is also known as the Oklahoma Shitty.

Randy, the asshole, is due for an OKC Steamer!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008