mmm's definitions

asstron

a complete idiot. a better version of asshole. syn: ass-tron
adj. asstronic

bloggers: i feel so depressed! agh i hate life! i want to be loved! i'm so happy!
connor: jeez asstrons don't go posting your all ur emotions on the web!!

by mmm February 23, 2005

blackbeard

the act of jizzing in anothers eye and kicking them in the shin as they stand up. therefore giving the impression of a peg leg pirate. (also known as dirty pirate)

my bitch wasnt cooperatin so i straightened her out with a blackbeard.

by mmm October 3, 2003

Commander Salamander

A local punk/urban off beat shop in the D.C. area. run by the same owner of 'up against the wall'. great place for people sick of all the other boring places to shop in georgetown

girl 1: where'd you get that 'satan is my homeboy tshirt' and ipod case???
girl 2: commander salamander! i get a 40% discount cuz i know the owner

by mmm February 22, 2005

Clarke

A large red ogre known in Irish folklore to eat human excrement and steal young boys in the cold nights of the Irish winters.

Newt Gingrich is a clarke.

The disgusting clarke sneaks into the childs room.

Most republicans are clarkes.

by Mmm October 14, 2012

George Bush

1) You're a jerk, Bush. A complete asshole.
2) A lame-ass president nearly choked on a pretzel, humiliating the entire U.S.A.
3) Send Secret agents to Iraq to initiate "Iraq Attack."

1) "Wheres my pretzel?"
2) "DON'T TOUCH MY OIL"

by MMM December 24, 2003

spunky

to be brave and determined......

Yo! That girl blowing the boss' cock right now sure is spunky when it comes to getting her paycheck!

by MMM May 21, 2004

dash

A weird yet fantastic person.

''That person sure is dash''

by mmm April 25, 2004