A large red ogre known in Irish folklore to eat human excrement and steal young boys in the cold nights of the Irish winters.
Newt Gingrich is a clarke.
The disgusting clarke sneaks into the childs room.
Most republicans are clarkes.
the act of jizzing in anothers eye and kicking them in the shin as they stand up. therefore giving the impression of a peg leg pirate. (also known as dirty pirate)
my bitch wasnt cooperatin so i straightened her out with a blackbeard.
the little tiny last ball of shit that won't go down the toilet no matter how many times you flush!!
"Peter, honey, come for dinner!"
"Hold on mom, I have to get rid of this extra!"
Me. I give the very best head
I am my captains psycho bitch. I swollow every time
A weird yet fantastic person.
''That person sure is dash''
weed, cannabis
let's smoke some achmed
1) You're a jerk, Bush. A complete asshole.
2) A lame-ass president nearly choked on a pretzel, humiliating the entire U.S.A.
3) Send Secret agents to Iraq to initiate "Iraq Attack."
1) "Wheres my pretzel?"
2) "DON'T TOUCH MY OIL"
