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Definitions by mmm

''That person sure is dash''
dash by mmm April 25, 2004

School Bus 

A vehicle that students who don't have a car or another form of transportation, gets to school. AKA Loser Cruiser
Bob lost his license so he must ride the school bus to school.
School Bus by MMM March 10, 2004
the little tiny last ball of shit that won't go down the toilet no matter how many times you flush!!
"Peter, honey, come for dinner!"
"Hold on mom, I have to get rid of this extra!"
extra by mmm January 28, 2004

George Bush 

1) You're a jerk, Bush. A complete asshole.
2) A lame-ass president nearly choked on a pretzel, humiliating the entire U.S.A.
3) Send Secret agents to Iraq to initiate "Iraq Attack."
1) "Wheres my pretzel?"
2) "DON'T TOUCH MY OIL"
George Bush by MMM December 24, 2003

blackbeard 

the act of jizzing in anothers eye and kicking them in the shin as they stand up. therefore giving the impression of a peg leg pirate. (also known as dirty pirate)
my bitch wasnt cooperatin so i straightened her out with a blackbeard.
blackbeard by mmm October 3, 2003

mental sex 

the communion or penetration of one's mind into or with another's mind, can often be akin to thinking of one another in a "sexual" way to some greater or lesser extent-- or just taking in the push and pull of one another in the form of thought tag.
When she picked up a carrot, he winked his eye-- engaging in mental sex while discussing the price of tea in China at the restaurant.
mental sex by mmm August 22, 2003
let's smoke some achmed
achmed by mmm May 7, 2003