George Bush

1) You're a jerk, Bush. A complete asshole.
2) A lame-ass president nearly choked on a pretzel, humiliating the entire U.S.A.
3) Send Secret agents to Iraq to initiate "Iraq Attack."
1) "Wheres my pretzel?"
2) "DON'T TOUCH MY OIL"
by MMM December 24, 2003
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asstron

a complete idiot. a better version of asshole. syn: ass-tron
adj. asstronic
bloggers: i feel so depressed! agh i hate life! i want to be loved! i'm so happy!
connor: jeez asstrons don't go posting your all ur emotions on the web!!
by mmm February 24, 2005
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loaded

Someone who is carrying a lot of weapons / firearms on him / her
A guy who has a big dick
Someone who is carrying a lot of anything / stuff around with them
Watch out for that guy - he is loaded!!!

or

I can't carry anymore groceries - I am loaded already
by MMM August 30, 2004
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blackbeard

the act of jizzing in anothers eye and kicking them in the shin as they stand up. therefore giving the impression of a peg leg pirate. (also known as dirty pirate)
my bitch wasnt cooperatin so i straightened her out with a blackbeard.
by mmm October 03, 2003
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Psycho Birth

I am my captains psycho bitch. I swollow every time
by MMM May 25, 2004
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achmed

let's smoke some achmed
by mmm May 07, 2003
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Clarke

A large red ogre known in Irish folklore to eat human excrement and steal young boys in the cold nights of the Irish winters.
Newt Gingrich is a clarke.

The disgusting clarke sneaks into the childs room.

Most republicans are clarkes.
by Mmm May 05, 2012
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