The act of using this popular fruit roll-up treat to stimulate and arouse your partner in a number of ways including blind folding them with it, wrapping it around their penis when giving a blow job, or rubbing it on a woman's genitals.
by mlvd742 December 05, 2009
Stands for Down to Fuck: Anything and Everything. See BDTF for full definition as the two can be used interchangably.
by mlvd742 December 08, 2009
A person who enjoys the music of Justin Bieber, but is too afraid to admit this to the world or any one person besides themself for that matter. Being that this artist gets hated on just as much as he is adored, making the statement of liking this sixteen year olds music and style is something that not everyone is proud of or comfortable with; hence, they are still "in the closet" with their JB love.
Yes world, I enjoy My World 2.0. I've been a closet Bieberian for 4 months now and I just can't keep this a secret any longer. I get down to Baby every time I hear it on the radio. Please don't disown me mom.
by mlvd742 May 03, 2010
Another, more appauling version, of the Wet Willy. In this variation, one inserts their finger into their anus and then shoves it up the nose of an unsuspecting victim.
Though this can be done as nothing more than a cruel joke, it is typically executed when you want to humiliate someone and make them feel unworthy.
Though this can be done as nothing more than a cruel joke, it is typically executed when you want to humiliate someone and make them feel unworthy.
Clyde pissed me off so bad last night, I took it upon myself to teach him a lesson and give him a Bronco Billy that he'll never forget.
by mlvd742 December 08, 2009
Another, non-sexual, definition of this widely used term referring to the tragic occurence of what happens when one accidentally super glues one body part to another resulting in a semi-permanent bond that is both frustrating and painful to separate.
Hal: Man, I had some painful bondage last night.
Stu: That's hot dude! With who?
Hal: This tube of Krazy Hold Super Glue.
Stu: That's hot dude! With who?
Hal: This tube of Krazy Hold Super Glue.
by mlvd742 December 05, 2009
A person who frequently misuses Urbandictionary.com. I.e. any individual who falls under one or more of the following classifications (there are 5 main classifications to define this word, yet due to the character limit on definitions, another post(s) will show the rest):
1.) Someone who posts a definition where there are spelling and grammar errors. Though this site is meant to be "just for fun," it really is also meant to be informative and enlightening. It is incredibly obnoxious to attempt to simply look up a few new words here and there and have to first decipher the submitters words before you can even begin to understand the definition they are trying to explain. Urbandictionary.com gives you 3 chances when submitting a new word to edit it, so why not take an extra minute of your time (especially since you are already committing a few minutes to even submit a word), and proof read it.
1.) Someone who posts a definition where there are spelling and grammar errors. Though this site is meant to be "just for fun," it really is also meant to be informative and enlightening. It is incredibly obnoxious to attempt to simply look up a few new words here and there and have to first decipher the submitters words before you can even begin to understand the definition they are trying to explain. Urbandictionary.com gives you 3 chances when submitting a new word to edit it, so why not take an extra minute of your time (especially since you are already committing a few minutes to even submit a word), and proof read it.
by mlvd742 December 08, 2009
Classifications 2 and 3:
2.) Someone who feels the need to post the same definition of an already over defined word with no new or interesting information to speak of on it. Some words have more than one meaning and at times the previous definition(s) may not be fully explained or could have more substance to further enhance its meaning; however, once all aspects have been discussed, you need to stop. There are only so many times someone can post bondage as kinky sex, sex that is kinky, rough sex involving kinky toys or a qweef as a pussy fart, cunt fart, or vaginal flatulence before you really start to just look desperate to get a word in edgewise (pun intended) on this site so that to yourself you appear "so original and inquisitive."
3.) Someone who tends to spend more time defining words with their own personal opinions rather than "facts." (The word facts is in quotations, because although some words on here are real, many are fictitious; however, that should not interfere with your ability to define to others what you take that word to mean, without stating how "awesome" or "disgusting" you think the word is.) For example, instead of defining anal sex as "something that is repulsive and only meant for queers," you should rather be focusing on what it actually is: "penetration of one's anus performed on both men/women that can involve the use of a penis or any numerous sex toys."
2.) Someone who feels the need to post the same definition of an already over defined word with no new or interesting information to speak of on it. Some words have more than one meaning and at times the previous definition(s) may not be fully explained or could have more substance to further enhance its meaning; however, once all aspects have been discussed, you need to stop. There are only so many times someone can post bondage as kinky sex, sex that is kinky, rough sex involving kinky toys or a qweef as a pussy fart, cunt fart, or vaginal flatulence before you really start to just look desperate to get a word in edgewise (pun intended) on this site so that to yourself you appear "so original and inquisitive."
3.) Someone who tends to spend more time defining words with their own personal opinions rather than "facts." (The word facts is in quotations, because although some words on here are real, many are fictitious; however, that should not interfere with your ability to define to others what you take that word to mean, without stating how "awesome" or "disgusting" you think the word is.) For example, instead of defining anal sex as "something that is repulsive and only meant for queers," you should rather be focusing on what it actually is: "penetration of one's anus performed on both men/women that can involve the use of a penis or any numerous sex toys."
Stop being an urbanignoramus!
by mlvd742 December 08, 2009