Definitions by mizzle

asstralian 

An aussie male who dedicates his life to buttfucking wallaby bill and innocent squirrels on his sadass asstralian squirrel farm. Maybe one day he may decide upon fucking a kangaroo or a koala.

You fucking retard! Why the fucking fuck are you fucking that innocent squirrel and giving that wallaby bill a pearl necklace. You sick fucking ASSTRALIAN!!

asstralian by Mizzle October 11, 2004

Mizzle 

A JORDAY or a MCFIERCE!
No wannabes - there are only two

Darn, Jorday and Mcfierce are mizzles!
Jorday is mah mizzle
Mcfierce is mah mizzle

Mizzle by Mizzle October 10, 2004

Jorday 

The shexy blonde one! (Laurens mizzle)
AKA Jo-lo

Hey jorday!
Whats up Jorday!!

Jorday by Mizzle October 10, 2004

heartless 

when someone does or says something that is mean or similar

if i said that amy was a whore then i could be described as 'heartless'

heartless by Mizzle February 23, 2004

Molvania 

A small eastern European nation, just downwind of Chernobyl.

"Where shall we go on vacation?"
"How about Molvania, the land untouched by modern dentistry!"

Molvania by Mizzle January 19, 2004

chickablam 

a really really really fat person

dude that chickablam looks like she could eat my whole house

chickablam by mizzle May 3, 2003