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Definitions by mizzle

Tony Blair 

Also known as Tony Asshole Blair. He wants to evict the Queen so he can have kinky royal sex with George W(anker) Asshole Bushraider Bush because then Mr Bushy can have even more power than those stupid ignorant yanky asswipes have already stupidly given him so he can go and bomb some innocent civilians for the sheer yanky fun of it because Tony Asshole Blair isnt around to have sexy royal throne sex with him on the (ex) Queens throne.
Mr Asshole Blair: Er, er, eh-i-i-i i did what you a-a-a-sked of me oh-oh gracious holy one
Mr Asshole Bushy: He-he-he-he now bend over backwards for me or ill bomb some more innocents
Mr Asshole Blair: *bends over*
Mr Asshole Bushy: *Begins to ride Mr Blair like he has never been ridden before until he fucking bleeds!!
Tony Blair by Mizzle March 20, 2005

confuzzed 

Random stranger: I love you
You: *Confuzzed*
confuzzed by Mizzle December 16, 2004

fishcake 

A cake made of fish, or a fish made of cake, i cant decide...
Mmmm fishcakes!
Your mum smells like a fishcake!
fishcake by Mizzle December 16, 2004

confuzzled 

State of confusion and puzzlement. Can be shortened to confuzzed
'A': Hey dooood have you seen that new gynograplastic umentilizer kimertyohlingulizement counter??
'B': *Confuzzled*
confuzzled by Mizzle December 14, 2004

Mcfierce 

I am McFierce, it came from chrissay who wrote it on my IT book so mr green asked if i was fierce. PERVERT!!!! AHHHH!!!
I am McFierce
Lauren are you (Mc)Fierce (mr green)
Mcfierce by Mizzle November 29, 2004

mizzle wannabe 

Someone who wants to be me! A mizzle and keeps using my username to define words!!
Back off from my username (mizzle) you fucking bitch!!
GRRR BITCH!!!
mizzle wannabe by Mizzle November 29, 2004

cumbubble 

A bubble blown using me-your-mum-and-her-anus quality cum, generally found to be sticky and chewy and a gum-like texture
After delivering a shamefully shitty blow job, the cheerleader began to blow a bubble with the sticky, chewy, gum-like cum that was left in her mouth. This pitiful attempt at entertainment actually turned on the jock and he spurted more in her mouth so she could do it again, since she swallowed the lot before....25 years to digest whore!
cumbubble by Mizzle October 11, 2004