shellaleigh

A short, thick club, usually made of wood, sometimes just a branch cut or broken off a tree. See also cudgel.
He pissed me off so bad I beat his ass with a shellaleigh. You might say I cudgeled him.
by MITB February 25, 2006
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Claude

Spoilers follow:
In the popular video game GTA San Andreas, Claude is a character that shows up early mid game and takes Catalina away to Liberty City, much to the relief of the main character, Carl "CJ" Johnson. Claude never speaks, but may look familiar to fans of the GTA series. What isn't mentioned is that Claude is actually the main character from GTA3, who is never named and never speaks in that game. It also means San Andreas is something of a prequel to GTA3, as Catalina betrays Claude at the beginning of GTA3, and is eventually killed by Claude at the end of that game.
Claude took Catalina away to Liberty city only to have her shoot him and leave him for dead. He took his revenge, though, by blowing her helicopter out of the sky.
by MITB July 01, 2006
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butt wanker

A person who inserts their finger/fingers or some object into their anus while masturbating.
by MITB April 19, 2006
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Russian Federation

The most dangerous country on earth. Rich as the Arabs from selling oil on the open market, they have a major grudge with Europe and America over the "Reagan Gambit" that eventually wrecked the Soviet economy and led to much suffering.

They have been using their oil wealth to build up their military. Their military personnel are being very well paid and are highly motivated by the suffering their country has endured since the collapse of the Soviet economy.
Europe is buying nearly all of their oil from the Russian Federation. They can't take any meaningful action against Russia or their oil supply will be shut off.
by mitb October 24, 2008
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stupid fucker

An excellent way of referring to somebody who has angered you.
That stupid fucker pissed me off!
by MITB November 03, 2007
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tw@

Less offensive way to spell twat, meaning female genitalia.
She wasn't wearing panties under her skirt, so I saw her tw@ when she was sitting down.
by MITB April 16, 2006
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sick

In skiing or snowboarding: A slope or run that is so steep, bumpy or full of trees and/or rocks, that only a person who is mentally ill would try to ski or ride down it.
Man, that run down the lift line is totally sick! Let's go try it!!!
by MITB April 10, 2006
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