mistahtom's definitions

urban outdoorsman

Politically correct term for a homeless person. I.E. Bum

Frisco is chock full of urban outdoorsmen.

by MistahTom August 24, 2005

Pork chops

A police helicopter.


Derived from:
Police = Pigs = Pork
Helicopter = Chopper = Chop

"A pork chop is chasing an '67 Impala on the 405."

by MistahTom August 24, 2005

Coke and Pepsi event

And event that is so popular/large that both Coke and Pepsi sponsor it.

Tim's party was so kick ass that it was a Coke and Pepsi Event

by MistahTom June 23, 2006

Palin American

A pc way to call someone mentally challenged.

See: Retard

Person 1: "OMG, Bryan is such a retard"
Person 2: "Retard is such a strong word. Use 'Palin American' instead."

by Mistahtom February 13, 2010

ninjas

A group (ninjas) or single person (ninja) that is trained in the martial arts. They are the coolest thing on the planet and live in competition with pirates.

Ninjas are so cool that I flipped out, kicked my mom in the face and crapped my pants all in one motion.

by MistahTom November 2, 2005

suga bowl

Slang for the superficial female reproductive organ (vagina).

Woman: "Cleveland you tease, put yo finger in my suga bowl"

by mistahtom August 24, 2005

7-10 Split

Getting kicked in the balls!

Bob: Man what happened to you?

Jim: I tried to get that girls number and she gave me a 7-10 split

by MistahTom September 26, 2005