27 definitions by mimbijones
Those lovely, unknown, rain-smelling molecules released from the ground into the night air after the first rains, ready to hit the olfactory receptors of your own still-a-bit-asleep-nose as you wake up to a new dawn.
"She is aware the air on the plateau is filled with the scent of olfactorins after the first rains as she continues to pound her way onwards: her eyes focussed now on her distant goal, the two, upside-down baobabs at the edge of the escarpment."
by mimbijones April 3, 2023
Deepshite, is when you're in really bad, possibly terminal trouble in the wild bush in Africa, and you've become a target for predators, like lions, hyenas, crocodiles.
"Mum, I’m going to continue talking to this sodding lion. Know it sometimes helps talking to them quietly if you’re in deepshite, like I am here now in the dawn. Love you, Mum. Know you don’t really love me. . ."
by mimbijones April 29, 2023
A perhapponism is a fear of something that may happen in the future, but which is magnified out of all proportion so that it dominates all your thinking.
I keep on having a perhapponism that if I do go on a walking safari in Africa it will be my last. I know it's irrational to think this because the safari guides have all got rifles and there aren't any really dangerous animals where we would be going anyway.
by mimbijones January 10, 2018
'Fedupness' is what mothers get filled up with when they constantly have to tell a child off for being disobedient. The child, however, of course thinks it's totally unfair for the mother to be like that.
by mimbijones April 24, 2015
by mimbijones March 29, 2015
A feeling of being generally unwell, but not due to drugs, alcohol, overeating, period pains, influenza, or any other known disease. You also look terrible, but you're not unwell enough for your mum to write a sick note for school, whereas all you want to do, is lie in bed and feel sorry for yourself.
"Mum, i'm feeling really unepic - please write me a sick note for school. Everybody's going to say how ugly I look. Please , Mum!"
by mimbijones April 10, 2023
"It's pissing outside, first storm of the rainy season and millions of big, ploppy raindrops are bunker-bombing themselves into the drought-hibernized ground, busting up its crust to release the smell of petrichor."
by mimbijones April 4, 2023