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Definitions by milpoolSK

Starpoint 

The sensitive inner rim of the butthole closest to the vagina - hitting this “point” accidentally with the penis can cause your partner to see stars and will likely require a pause in action
Going at it pretty hard last night and accidentally poked her in the starpoint - hurt so much we had to stop and ended up just watching Netflix for the rest of the night
Starpoint by milpoolSK May 19, 2018
Me: Hey buddy - i thought u said u were going to take me off that group text you started
Buddy: oops - sorry i forgot
Me: tfn asshole
tfn by milpoolSK May 6, 2018

Irish bullseye 

An Irish Bullseye is when a person playing darts or another game involving a target is either so drunk or hungover that just hitting the target is considered a bullseye
One more shot of Jameson and I’ll be seeing 2 targets up there - won’t even be able to hit an Irish Bullseye
Irish bullseye by milpoolSK March 12, 2018

peeling the root 

During fellatio, when the women/giver of said fellatio puts top and bottom teeth on the member at the bottom of the down-stroke and then drags the teeth down the shaft on the way back - giving the sensation that skin is being peeled like a potato
Had to put the brakes on last night - normally I like getting a BJ but she either has a small mouth or lockjaw because she kept peeling the root and it started to hurt!
peeling the root by milpoolSK September 13, 2017
Saggy boobs on a women that appears to be in shape but is really just lucky to be thin
Dude - she looked hot at the bar but when we got back to my house I got a handful of firmues and I'm pretty sure all that mountain biking she said she does is a crock of shit
firmues by milpoolSK August 17, 2017

paint the triangle 

Deliberately aiming for and ejaculating on a women's pubic hair - covering as much as possible so that it appears as though the hair has been painted
My wife didn't tell me where to finish so I decided to paint the triangle - then she got mad because everything was stuck together when she woke up the next morning
paint the triangle by milpoolSK July 18, 2017

udicking 

The act of copying, mimicing, sponging or otherwise riding the creative coattails of a veteran contributor to the Urban Dictionary
I'm done hanging out with Tyanne because she keeps udicking all my fresh & original ideas for the Urban Dictionary
udicking by milpoolSK July 11, 2017