milpoolSK's definitions

papoop

At the end of a significant #2, during cleanup (wiping) and you realize more gas is going to be released and you do not remove your hand from the wiping region and the gas turns out to be a shart which results in you pooping directly into the TP held by the wiping hand.

I thought I was in the clear and started to wipe but I ended up papooping on my hand

by milpoolSK June 19, 2017

udicking

The act of copying, mimicing, sponging or otherwise riding the creative coattails of a veteran contributor to the Urban Dictionary

I'm done hanging out with Tyanne because she keeps udicking all my fresh & original ideas for the Urban Dictionary

by milpoolSK July 11, 2017

gut-bump

A friendly greetIng similar to the fist-bump where the 2 people involved in the greeting lift their respective shirts to expose their bare guts and then bump them together

I was out drinking last night and got this hot milf to gut-bump me after I bought her a shot

by milpoolSK March 23, 2017

peeling the root

During fellatio, when the women/giver of said fellatio puts top and bottom teeth on the member at the bottom of the down-stroke and then drags the teeth down the shaft on the way back - giving the sensation that skin is being peeled like a potato

Had to put the brakes on last night - normally I like getting a BJ but she either has a small mouth or lockjaw because she kept peeling the root and it started to hurt!

by milpoolSK September 13, 2017

paint the triangle

Deliberately aiming for and ejaculating on a women's pubic hair - covering as much as possible so that it appears as though the hair has been painted

My wife didn't tell me where to finish so I decided to paint the triangle - then she got mad because everything was stuck together when she woke up the next morning

by milpoolSK July 18, 2017

Tube-Rake

The mouth of an intimate partner where at least 3 of the top front teeth are missing leaving a gap big enough for them to put their teeth on the pubic bush and slide their teeth down in a raking motion until the gums contact the tube (slang for penis) without the teeth ever contacting the tube (slang for penis).

I hooked up with this cougar the other night and thought it was weird when she popped out her dentures until she gave me a Tube-Rake that didn't even come close to leaving a mark on my hog.

by milpoolSK April 24, 2023

Scooby-doing

The act of grabbing un-eaten, untouched & abandoned food off a plate at a restaurant & eating it. Usually pizza but sometimes chicken wings.

These people gave up their table & left half a pizza untouched so mike & I ended up Scooby-doing the slices and saved $20

by milpoolSK June 29, 2023