When you poop after eating a lot of roughage that didn't fully digest & the stools produce a scrape & scratch sensation as they pass through your sphincter.
I ate a kale salad quickly last night for dinner and maybe didn't chew it up enough because the healthy scratch I felt this morning looked like it was mostly caused by all the green in the bowl
by milpoolSK February 22, 2023
A poop that is rigid and dense to the point where passing it causes extreme pain to the sphincter. Typically a result of being constipated. Can be avoided with an OTC stool softener.
I should have had some pizza before I passed out last night - woke up with an iron steamer and almost cried like a baby when I finally worked it out
by milpoolSK March 07, 2017
An Irish Bullseye is when a person playing darts or another game involving a target is either so drunk or hungover that just hitting the target is considered a bullseye
One more shot of Jameson and I’ll be seeing 2 targets up there - won’t even be able to hit an Irish Bullseye
by milpoolSK March 12, 2018
Deliberately aiming for and ejaculating on a women's pubic hair - covering as much as possible so that it appears as though the hair has been painted
My wife didn't tell me where to finish so I decided to paint the triangle - then she got mad because everything was stuck together when she woke up the next morning
by milpoolSK July 19, 2017
When you have your partner lay face up on the bed with forehead extended slightly over the edge. You jump from a foot or so away so that the tip of your penis hits them on the forehead when you land.
Had a few drinks last night and my wife let me jumphammer her. Nailed a couple but my tip now bruised and a darker shade of purple.
by milpoolSK May 18, 2017
A temporary "frosty" relationship on Facebook where a Facebook friend gets mad at you & starts liking all of your common friends posts, but ignores your posts. This is done in order to express their temporary disdain for you and make you feel like you are out in the cold.
Omg - my sister in law put me in a like-cicle on FB because I took my brother out the other night and got him hammered. Why is she blaming me bc her husband was overserved? Gonna be a long winter...
by milpoolSK October 26, 2018
tfn is a non-offensive abbreviation for Thanks For Nothing
Me: Hey buddy - i thought u said u were going to take me off that group text you started
Buddy: oops - sorry i forgot
Me: tfn asshole
Buddy: oops - sorry i forgot
Me: tfn asshole
by milpoolSK February 16, 2018