milkwasabadchoice's definitions

michael scott

The US version's main character on the TV show 'The Office'. He is the boss of Dunder Mifflin Paper Company in Scranton, Pennslyvania. A complete idiot who digs himself deeper into holes. Michael means well (most of the time) but comes off as a narcisisstic jerk, especially to his employees. Believes he is a pro basketball player as well as comedian, which in a sense is, unintentionally. The following words would describe Michael Scott: racist, idiot, hilarious, lazy, anti-feminist and lastly, what an employee dreams of as the worst possible boss.

Michael Scott: Abraham Lincoln once said, "If you are a racist, I will attack you with the North" and those are some of the principles that I live with today.

by Milkwasabadchoice August 16, 2006

Milk

To Ron Burgundy, an inappropriate substance to be drinking in hot weather. It also has a high level of calcium.

Ron: Milk was a bad choice!

by Milkwasabadchoice August 17, 2006

Glass Case of Emotion

a term used to describe the telephone booth in which Ron Burgundy is encased in after the assumed death of his spanish-speaking dog, Baxter.

'glass case of emotion': classic Ron

by Milkwasabadchoice August 17, 2006

The Toilet Store

The place where Mantooth and his newsteam shop for clothes, according to "the guy who can't think", Brick Tamland.

Brick: Where'd you get those clothes, at The Toilet Store?

by Milkwasabadchoice August 17, 2006

scotch

The preferred drink of choice by Ron Burgundy, who often consumes it and sings his undying love for it. Ron deeply regrets having milk one day on the streets of San Diego instead of the love of his life.

Ron: I love scotch! Scotchy scotch scotch!

by Milkwasabadchoice August 17, 2006

Drop a deuce

Pulling off a surprise that is most likely shocking; of course this is according to Michael Scott.

"I'm gonna drop a deuce on everyone."

by milkwasabadchoice October 18, 2006

Jade

The illiterate, word-producing, biracial butterfly from America's Next Top Model Cycle Six who receives more eye rolls than compliments on the runway from the judges. The most entertaining aspect of cycle six due to her arrogance and irrationality towards others.

Jade: Etcetera is spelled e-x-c-e-t-r-a.

The rumors of Jade's inability to pronounce and spell words is confirmed and can now be added to the list of hilarious things we love about her.

by Milkwasabadchoice August 17, 2006