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A member of the racist group the Ku Klux Klan

Adjective, describes admirable behavior. Respectable in the sense of polite, considerate, intelligent, loving, caring. Originates with the Scout Oath (a Scout is Trustworthy, Loyal, Helpful, Friendly, Courteous, Kind, Obedient, Cheerful, Thrifty, Brave, Clean, and Reverent), but being Scoutlike is not limited to Scout events, nor do you have to ever be involved in organized Scouting, to practice Scoutlike conduct.

When a topic that exists solely for people to pointlessly fight about the topic gets put aside. The default topic for people to pointlessly argue about is the nickname of the Washington Redskins, therefore, when one topic is dropped the loud, angry, emotional conversations return to the name Redskins. Because everyone in the world and their mom is familiar with the Redskins debate, it is the ultimate sign of irrelevance for a topic to be pushed aside to resume discussion about the Redskins. Most things that trend on Facebook or Twitter become redskinned in less than three weeks.

A slogan of liberals, placing the blame for problems with Iran, the environment, education, taxes, the crappy Sox season, Uncle Mike's kidney stones, etc. at the doorstep of our 43rd President. Exclusive to dumb liberals as smart liberals will try to fix problems instead of blaming them on conservatives, though unfortunately the smartest liberals are the least powerful ones. Really applicable to any blaming of any problem on your political rival, including of Obama and Clinton by conservatives and Newt Gingrich and John Boehnor by liberals.

When someone has absolutely no sex life. Differs from being married, being a celibate single (e.g. a monk) or being asexual/castrated in that you want sex but no one will have it with you.

Running a zig-zag path to get somewhere, so that if a line were to drawn marking your trail it would resemble Jeffy's sojourns in the comic strip "The Family Circus".

A pitiful, disgusting coward who decides that their new house, or their hot new girlfriend/boyfriend, or the boredom they're enduring is more important than the well-being of the children they raised. They seem to think that once they cum, their responsibilities for the well-being of their children end. Their complement are single parents, some of whom are irresponsible and reckless but others of whom are courageous, brave, hard-working and loving (depending on the individual).
Most deadbeat parents are males, and thus make sexist arguments about the mothers being whores to pretend that their actions aren't their fault. A deadbeat father's best friends are beer, a car to flee in, his ex-girlfriend's own hard work (for which he'll never give her credit for) and legalized abortion. But there are deadbeat mothers too. Regardless of gender, all are the lowest form of animal life (next to child-molesters and racists).