slip a few bucks

To pay a bribe to someone, typically an authority figure such as a judge or cop. Generally used with the subject, e.g. "slip the cop a few bucks", etc.

Jeff: What should I do if they catch me?
Luke: Slip a few bucks to the judge, you'll get a light sentence.

Megan: How'd you get out of jail?
Josh: I slipped the guard a few bucks to leave a door open

by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks July 29, 2017

punkdaddy

Adjective-Something ridiculous and flat out stupid, unbelievably so to the point where no litany of adjectives can begin to capture how inane, harmful, ignorant, and completely beyond the pale it is.

I had to wait two hours to get seated at this punkdaddy restaurant and then they brought me the wrong order. Then while they said they were cooking it they closed up shop and kicked me out, no refund.

by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks January 07, 2017

Blame Bush

A slogan of liberals, placing the blame for problems with Iran, the environment, education, taxes, the crappy Sox season, Uncle Mike's kidney stones, etc. at the doorstep of our 43rd President. Exclusive to dumb liberals as smart liberals will try to fix problems instead of blaming them on conservatives, though unfortunately the smartest liberals are the least powerful ones. Really applicable to any blaming of any problem on your political rival, including of Obama and Clinton by conservatives and Newt Gingrich and John Boehnor by liberals.

Man, Bruce Springsteen's new album blows. Why can't he make songs as good as Thunder Road anymore?
There are many possible explanations that we could intelligently discuss but it's cheaper to blame Bush.

by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks October 26, 2013

You are what you eat

The proper response to anyone boasting about eating pussy

Lucas: "You won't BELIEVE how much pussy I be eatin'!"
Sarah: "I believe you eat a lot of pussy. They say, 'you are what you eat'."

by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks July 28, 2019

trainography

Media depictions of trains, railroading, and train- and railroading-related items, deeply enticing to railfans like myself

My girlfriend's a railfan, so I bought her a bunch of trainography about the Burlington Northern Santa Fe line for her birthday

by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks November 15, 2020

involuntary celibacy

When someone has absolutely no sex life. Differs from being married, being a celibate single (e.g. a monk) or being asexual/castrated in that you want sex but no one will have it with you.

It's not my religion, it's involuntary celibacy

by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks September 22, 2013

Nixon count

A count of two balls and two strikes in a baseball game. Named because the umpire putting up two fingers on each hand resembles the "V for Victory" symbols that Richard Nixon flashed to reporters the day he resigned from office.

Ball 2 on the Braves' batter, and now we have a Nixon count

by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks April 25, 2024