bbiaf

Alternately "be back in a few" or "be back in a flash"

Pretty much like brb, but longer and harder to type, ergo just as pointless

"Ah, time for dinner, bbiaf"

by mikeejimbo July 18, 2006

omg

Acronym. Generally "Oh my God!" For some people that don't like taking the Lord's name in vain, "Oh my gosh!" For Googlists, "Oh my Google!"

OMG there's a lot of pages on the internet!

by mikeejimbo July 13, 2006

stuffnthang

A nerdy metasyntactic variable, typically in place of a plural noun, but uses others.

And then you click on the, uh, stuffnthang.

by mikeejimbo July 19, 2006

&&

In some programming languages, this is used to perform logical 'and' on two things. In others, it's used for short-circuit logical operation.

0 && 0 = 0
0 && 1 = 0
1 && 0 = 0
1 && 1 = 1

by mikeejimbo August 23, 2006

God

A being and entity, that contrary to popular belief, does in fact exist. Many people will say "A God could not let all this bad stuff happen (e.g., wars, famine, disease, disasters), so therefore, He must not exist." However, what they don't know is that God, like any other being, has likes and dislikes, and in fact, He dislikes some people.

I know for a fact he fuckin' loathes me.

by mikeejimbo August 26, 2005

Googlist

A person that worships Google

Tom Cruise should quit Scientology and become a Googlist

by mikeejimbo July 13, 2006

Chalk

The common term for the naturally occurring substance Calcium Carbonate (CaCO3) It is also made synthetically, and often used for writing on blackboards (traditionally made of slate) and sidewalks.

Teachers often have a large supply of chalk on hand!

by mikeejimbo September 23, 2005