mike read's definitions

tossing

either something you do to a salad, or another word for wanking. or wanking into a salad.

jamie oliver said "it's been a good night's tossing once again, guvnah."

by mike read August 7, 2003

President Reagan

recommended for deletion

I cannot recall

by mike read July 31, 2003

Dropping the Soap

why cockney wanker'comedian' Michael Barrymore wishes he'd gone to jail after that bloke drowned in his swimming pool.

awight! I couldn't 'ardly walk after Dropping the Soap in G wing sharrers (trans: showers), guvnah, leave it aht, do what, you're 'aving a laugh!

by mike read August 13, 2003

jam bands

musical groups with a lyrical disposition towards preserves of all kinds.

by mike read August 7, 2003

awight

annoying catchphrase of the now disgraced cockney 'entertainer' Michael Barrymore

awight at the back!

by mike read August 13, 2003

Jugs

something for keeping milk in

nice jugs there, Daisy

by mike read August 13, 2003

sock cooker

shameless little tramp who cooks her husband's socks at any available opportunity

oh yeah baby, cook my socks

by mike read August 13, 2003