a blasphemous rendering of the popular Harry Potter book entitled Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Coming this Fall to a theater near you..."Hairy Penis and the Kidney Stone"
"Abracadara, Abracadee, release the stone so I can pee..."
"Abracadara, Abracadee, release the stone so I can pee..."
by mike potter September 25, 2005
Get the Hairy Penis and the Kidney Stone mug.Literally translates to "The Duce" in English. A name similar to Fuhrer, self proclaimed on Benito Musollini to parallel himself to Adolf Hitler. He was simply Hitler's bitch, lackey and homosexual love interest from the beginning of WWII to the very end. He was removed from office in 1944 and hid in Italy's mountains for months before being rescued by the Germans. He was shot and hanged upside down in 1945 in a town square somwhere in Italy, nobody really gives a shit exactly where it happened.
Herr Adolf: Benevuti, il Duce... (eyes downcast)
Musollini: Bona Serra mi Bella Fuhrer! Mi Bella Adolf...(crying hysterically)
Herr Adolf: "Warum? Warum liebst du mich nicht? Ich hab keine Lust fur diese scheisse..."
Adolf and Benito slowly looked each other in the eyes and found a mutual understanding and clasped hands.
Benito looked ashamed. "Mi dispiache, Adolf..." he says, apologizing for sympathizing with the Allied Forces and pursuing a truce.
"Wir gehen zu Bett jetzt und alle ist sehr gut", Hitler said with a sly, foxy smile and with that tone of boyish charm which once won Rommell "The Desert Fox"'s heart during the war in the Balkans.
(Kissing and butt plugging ensue)
Musollini: Bona Serra mi Bella Fuhrer! Mi Bella Adolf...(crying hysterically)
Herr Adolf: "Warum? Warum liebst du mich nicht? Ich hab keine Lust fur diese scheisse..."
Adolf and Benito slowly looked each other in the eyes and found a mutual understanding and clasped hands.
Benito looked ashamed. "Mi dispiache, Adolf..." he says, apologizing for sympathizing with the Allied Forces and pursuing a truce.
"Wir gehen zu Bett jetzt und alle ist sehr gut", Hitler said with a sly, foxy smile and with that tone of boyish charm which once won Rommell "The Desert Fox"'s heart during the war in the Balkans.
(Kissing and butt plugging ensue)
by Mike Potter September 23, 2005
Get the il Duce mug.A common claim among bodybuilding enthusiasts who usually weigh between 165-180 pounds. Most of them, of course, are lying.
Small guy with 15" biceps looks at 6'0 215 pound fitness model Bill Davey, who has 18" arms.
"Yeah man, that guys huge. But. "I have 18 inch biceps" too, so he's not that big."
"Yeah man, that guys huge. But. "I have 18 inch biceps" too, so he's not that big."
by mike potter July 06, 2007
Get the "I have 18 inch biceps" mug.the name for that funny Nazi war salute in the late thirties to early forties..,literally "Hitler Greetings"...ofen accompanied by a "Sieg Heil!" or "Heil Hitler"
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Get the Hitlergruss mug.my girlfriends nickname.
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Get the sweet tuna pants mug.Simply the italian equivalent of the English words "steamed milk"...used to influenced American idiots into paying $3 for a drink they could easily make at home at much less expense.
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