Smota

A smota is when the mortician rips off a dead guys dick and does her self with it.

"That dead guy would make a great smota!" Or "I had the best smota sex last night!"

by Mike P December 17, 2004

joons

Short form for "Junior Bacon Cheeseburger", a popular item on Wendy's Fast Food Value Menue enjoyed by many obese people and stoners.

Hey man i've been smoking dank all night lets go buy some joons.

by mike p June 01, 2004

Hilton sisters

Ugly anorexic douchebags that spend their money foolishly and only live to pose in front of the cameras.

Need to die

by Mike P December 03, 2003

Everlong

an amazing song that is always played at weddings, I've heard like 800 times and I'm still not sick of it.

Me: Lemme go listen to Everlong
Kid: this is like the billionth time uv heard it man

by mike p April 15, 2004

hosta

The condition in which your penis hangs one way or the other.

Shameekwa: Dat nigga had some massive left hosta!
Elizabeth: I love left hosta!

by Mike P January 29, 2005

loony

Someone who thinks they are effected by the phases of the moon - especially a full moon

You must be a loony

by Mike P January 21, 2004

Jangatit

It's one of those banana-like boobs.

Lonely Jake: That girl had jangatits.
Ball #2: Why do you always get to be the Lonely Jake?

by Mike P January 29, 2005