Urban Dictionary: Definitions by mike p

hosta

The condition in which your penis hangs one way or the other.

Shameekwa: Dat nigga had some massive left hosta!
Elizabeth: I love left hosta!

hosta by Mike P January 29, 2005

It's one of those banana-like boobs.

Lonely Jake: That girl had jangatits.
Ball #2: Why do you always get to be the Lonely Jake?

Jangatit by Mike P January 29, 2005

A smota is when the mortician rips off a dead guys dick and does her self with it.

"That dead guy would make a great smota!" Or "I had the best smota sex last night!"

Smota by Mike P December 17, 2004

Short form for "Junior Bacon Cheeseburger", a popular item on Wendy's Fast Food Value Menue enjoyed by many obese people and stoners.

Hey man i've been smoking dank all night lets go buy some joons.

joons by mike p June 1, 2004

an amazing song that is always played at weddings, I've heard like 800 times and I'm still not sick of it.

Me: Lemme go listen to Everlong
Kid: this is like the billionth time uv heard it man

Everlong by mike p April 15, 2004

A masterpiece created by Dave Grohl of the Foo Fighters. With flawless and amazing songs like Everlong, My Hero, Monkey Wrench, and Hey, Johnny Park!

This is a great CD, great from track 1 to 12.

Someone who thinks they are effected by the phases of the moon - especially a full moon

You must be a loony

loony by Mike P January 21, 2004