tie

1. a garment worn around the neck helpful in identifying workers who have been rendered eunuchs by their employers and/or someone who thinks looking important is more important than being comfortable enough to do actual work.

2. also helps dominatrixes identify potential clients who are passives.

(Origin: when slave-catchers would tie a rope around a slave's neck. Also, symbolizes iron collar and chain used to restrain slaves).
That poor dickless fuck has to wear a tie to work.
by Mike Oxhard July 13, 2006
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republican

The American political party that protects the interests of the very wealthy and corporations by lowering their tax and regulatory burden, and making it easier for businesses to get cheap labor and cheap natural resources both at home and abroad.

Since the natural constituency for this agenda is very small, the party panders to religious zealots, racists, and the marginally retarded. Fortunately for the Republicans, the issues that activate this base usually cost nothing and have almost no overlap with their actual economic agenda.
Among wealthy: We need a Republican congress to get rid of that dreadful inheritance tax.

Among stupid: It was the Republicans what said we gonna git a flag burning amendment.
by Mike Oxhard July 10, 2006
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whigger

1) a caucasian who doubts his own toughness, so thinks he can fool people into fearing and respecting him by acting black. Ironically, the effect is the opposite. No one is afraid of a whigger not even a smaller whigger.

2) an embarrassingly bad white rapper, generally not applied to the very few talented white rappers like Eminem.
1) Whenever someone hassles him he does his whigger routine because he thinks it will scare them.

2) Vanilla Ice is a whigger.
by Mike Oxhard July 10, 2006
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bunghole fever

Ever since he saw that porno, he's had bunghole fever.
by Mike Oxhard July 11, 2006
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white elephant

1. the obese white women preferred by African American males.

Brothers who date white chicks are usually just thinning the herd of white elephants.
by Mike Oxhard July 13, 2006
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Texas Tard

Nickname for George W. Bush, who was actually born in Connecticut. Not used in direct address because no one ever told him what "retard" means or that he is one.
The Texas Tard thinks he can invade Iran without starting World War III.
by Mike Oxhard July 10, 2006
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back boob

a fatty deposit on the back that hangs in such a way that it resembles a nippleless breast. May sometimes result from a bra that is too tight, causing temporary back boobs. Mostly seen on very fat women or men with manboobs.
"He's got a sick fetish--he goes to the nude beach just to look at back boobs."
by Mike Oxhard September 30, 2006
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