mike comanche's definitions

kara-archeologist

KARAoke + ARCHEOLOGIST
A karaoke singer who sings really old songs.

"Golden" is a kara-archeologist.

by Mike Comanche March 4, 2009

oral contraception

Oral sex that ends in orgasm without intercourse.

Sarah: I forgot to take my birth control.

Chris: We could do some home-made oral contraception.

by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009

memory glands

What women wear on their chest to help them remember things.

Man, Melissa sure has nice memory glands!

by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009

flying fuck maneuver

You are fucking your woman. Your cock is in her, and your hands are touching the bed (preferably the headboard if there is one), but every other part of your body is "in the air" (not touching anything). Thrusting is often assisted by pulling and pushing on the headboard.

Just before I cum, I like to employ the flying fuck maneuver and ream Sarah's pussy.

by Mike Comanche March 5, 2009

Bachelor

Someone who understands the TRUE definition of MARRIAGE (Marriage is the #1 cause of divorce).

BOB: So, do you ever think about getting married?

JOE: Hell no, I can't afford a divorce! Besides Jesus didn't get married, and He said there is no marriage in Heaven, so that's gotta tell you something! I'll be a bachelor FOREVER!

by Mike Comanche March 4, 2009

future ex-wife

Fiancee.

BOB: Are you and Sheila getting married?

JOHN: Hell yeah, she's my future ex-wife Bro!

by Mike Comanche March 4, 2009

Gayze

When a person looks at another person of the same sex in a lustful manner.

BOB: Did you see how Phil McCracken was looking at me?

JOE: No, I didn't notice. What do you mean?

BOB: Like he was giving me the gayze.

by Mike Comanche March 5, 2009