30 definitions by mike comanche

STD chain

People who are connected to each other via the transmission of an STD.

BOB: Jane is such a fox!

JOE: Yeah, the sad part is, we are part of the same STD chain, but, I have never actually fucked her.

BOB: What?

JOE: Jane gave herpes to Kate, that ugly bi chick I fucked last summer when I was waisted, and Kate gave me herpes. So Jane and I are in the same STD chain.

BOB: Oh, I get it! Cool.

by mike comanche March 4, 2009

cockthucker

A guy who sucks dick.

Kelly is a cockthucker.

Is Kelly a chick or a dude?

I said "cockthucker", thus, Kelly is a dude.

by mike comanche March 10, 2009

welfare mom

A woman who produces children just for the sake of living off Welfare.

Octo-Mom is a welfare mom.

by mike comanche March 13, 2009

Gayze

When a person looks at another person of the same sex in a lustful manner.

BOB: Did you see how Phil McCracken was looking at me?

JOE: No, I didn't notice. What do you mean?

BOB: Like he was giving me the gayze.

by mike comanche March 5, 2009

pussuade

When a woman pursuades a man to do her will by use of her pussy.

Cheryl-Marie pussuaded Jeff to let her borrow his Corvette for the weekend.

by mike comanche March 10, 2009

Lezbophobic

Extreme dislike of lesbians.

I'm lezbophobic. I HATE lesbians because they won't let me FUCK them. But, I LOVE bi chicks!

by mike comanche March 10, 2009

nostril peeper

A short person, ie, so short they are always inadvertedly looking up everyobody's nostrils.

Bethany is 4f 9i. She is a nostril peeper.

by mike comanche March 10, 2009