mike comanche's definitions

Jew eat

The Southern (USA) way to say "Did you eat?"

I'm hungry!

Jew eat yet?

by Mike Comanche March 4, 2009

minutemaid

A female who cums very quickly.

Once I get my tongue on Cris's clit, she cums right away -- what a minutemaid!

by Mike Comanche March 5, 2009

Jew Jitsu

To fight someone IN COURT.

I beat that boys ass!

Yeah, but now he's gonna throw some Jew Jitsu on you!

by Mike Comanche March 4, 2009

oral contraception

Oral sex that ends in orgasm without intercourse.

Sarah: I forgot to take my birth control.

Chris: We could do some home-made oral contraception.

by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009

kara-archeologist

KARAoke + ARCHEOLOGIST
A karaoke singer who sings really old songs.

"Golden" is a kara-archeologist.

by Mike Comanche March 4, 2009

foodist

A FAT person. Someone who worships food.

Cris is a foodist.

A buddhist?

No, a FOODIST. She is FAT.

by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009

future ex-wife

Fiancee.

BOB: Are you and Sheila getting married?

JOHN: Hell yeah, she's my future ex-wife Bro!

by Mike Comanche March 4, 2009