mike comanche's definitions

bethulah

A teenage female.

I love bethulah ATM.

by Mike Comanche March 5, 2009

Gayze

When a person looks at another person of the same sex in a lustful manner.

BOB: Did you see how Phil McCracken was looking at me?

JOE: No, I didn't notice. What do you mean?

BOB: Like he was giving me the gayze.

by Mike Comanche March 5, 2009

'69

'69 = 1969

I was born in '61,
and 8 in '69.

by Mike Comanche March 5, 2009

non-droker

Non-drinker & non-smoker.

Jeff is a non-droker

by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009

Godporn

Porn that God watches.

CLARENCE: Mike, why do you watch porn?

MIKE: I only watch Godporn.

CLARENCE: What's Godporn?

MIKE: Porn that God watches.

CLARENCE: God doesn't watch porn!

MIKE: I thought you said, "God sees everything".

CLARENCE: Well, He does.

MIKE: Well, I just want to be like God.

by Mike Comanche March 12, 2009

pussuade

When a woman pursuades a man to do her will by use of her pussy.

Cheryl-Marie pussuaded Jeff to let her borrow his Corvette for the weekend.

by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009

slutterly ridiculous

When an ugly chick acts super slutty, but, still can't get anyone to fuck her.

Connie was being slutterly ridiculous at the bar last night.

by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009